Crabigail

Is it like…. Illegal to sing and dance and have fun at shows these days? Everyone around us in the pit at St. Vincent last night was just fucking standing there

Last week, we packed the pub asses to elbows and witnessed one of the best wins of the Emirates era. Let’s do it again this afternoon and take it to the semifinals. The Cannon opens at 2pm. Be there. COME ON YOU GUNNERS 🔴⚪️

Love of my life took me to the aquarium and then UConn women won. 10/10 Sunday

I don’t know if it says more about my old job or my new one, but I feel more welcomed and respected in one day than I did in 9 months at my previous nonprofit job

Most days are economic blackouts when you live paycheck to paycheck. Literally haven’t had money all week so I haven’t contributed to big businesses. I’m gonna try not to spend today but I’m also not gonna feel bad that I have nothing for breakfast & Dunkin is the only place in walking distance 🤷🏻‍♀️

There was an actual loose seal in my neighborhood today and I’ve never been more mad that I wasn’t home

I will have a job in the arts in New Haven by the end of the month. I WILL get one of these 2 jobs at institutions I’ve admired my whole life. MANIFESTING IT GODDAMNIT

Yesterday was fun

There are so, so many to choose from but my favorite moment of yesterday was Big Gabi grabbing dolph lundgren by the shorts and telling him to go get his boot. Simply stunning. Will live in my head rent free for decades 👠

Okay let a butch know this time

Checking my email like 300 times a day to see if y*le has emailed me back about the job I interviewed for last week 🫣🫣🫣

Alright enough being annoyed about soccer, back to being annoyed about being broke

We’re so shit we can’t even get top players to come to us unless their partner already plays here. We have the money for these bids, we don’t have the clout. These players pick Chelsea because they actually want to win things. It’s so sad how far we’ve fallen in this landscape, history isn’t enough

Clare Wheatley should be in the Tower of London for letting Girma and Walsh got to Chelsea in the same window. Deeply fucking unserious women’s football club, it’s embarrassing

Pub opens at 2 today! We’ve got Arsenal Women vs Bristol City in the FA Cup at 2:45. The lads kick off against Girona in the Champions League at 3pm. We’ll see you at The Cannon 🔴⚪️

You bitches wouldn’t last a week being actually poor, but thank you for your grand shopping sacrifice. I’m sure it’ll bring rent down in East Rock

I’ve been seeing so many “no buy” challenges on instagram where rich girls think they’re mindful martyrs for not buying new clothes for like 3 months. That’s called being poor and I’m not sure why you’re romanticizing it? I think I’ve purchased new clothes once or twice in the last calendar year

Am I allowed to tell refs to jump into the Thames on this one?

Fine, I suppose I’ll start using this thing. But only if you go follow @newhavengooners.bsky.social

Twitter is basically just nazis now so here we are! Catch us at The Cannon for every single men’s Arsenal match and select women’s matches. 135 Dwight Street in New Haven. We’ll be open at 9am for today’s 10am kickoff at Wolves 🔴⚪️

This man is my boyfriend now

Went home with a dude last night and he turns on the tv and goes “I know you won’t want to watch the Arsenal game again, but can I offer you some highlights of United losing?” Incredible foreplay, 10/10

Okay no one follows me on here so can I be unhinged since twitter got rid of circles????

Ireland up 4-0, Mitski on the speakers, work from home vibes are immaculate right now

If this app really wants to cement itself as the app that got everyone off twitter, it needs to find a way to let you automatically mute the opinions of anyone under 25

Crystal Palace 0 - Arsenal 1. Zoom in for a surprise.

So, what’s the craic over here?