Less depresso AND less espresso, actually

Stream Stand Atlantic @frenchtom34.bsky.social

Real 😭

jk, it took 9 drafts and they will never know my name

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Working in corporate finance is 1000% made up make believe but I eat those PowerPoints up 👏🏻 EVERY 👏🏻 TIME

The content? Strategic.
The bullet points? Concise.
The fonts? Consissssssstent, baby!!

The execs LOVE to see me coming 🤝🏼

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We don't talk enough about what the bowl plate has done for us as culinarily inclined gay people

This a week old but I’m still milking it 💅🏻

I believe in you babes 🫃

Tell that to your Yelp reviews ✨ 💞

Make sure you always take the cash up front and let someone know where you are BEFORE you get up to the hotel room 🤝🏼

Congratulations!

Get fucked the lorra ya

Who?

I fear it’s too late

Nvm. A man complimented my leg tattoos on the tube so actually I think southerners are smart, wonderful, amazing, talented, hot, cool, off the charts, never been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, fun, fab, flirty and free.

Better than northerners in every way actually

Oh and everyone in the south is awful but I would 1000% live here

HORRIFIC

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Dont tell me what to do

At least I wouldnae be warm

Me on the underground? In THIS?

no no no no no

I’m in London and it’s 30 degrees today? What if I just lob myself in the Thames

AND PEGGY GOU?????

I’m lifting off the ground

New Raye, Hot Milk, Caroline Polachek AND a whole fucking new Lorde album?

Whilst I’m on my way to see my day 1 Linkin Park in London????

I’ve never felt more powerful.

Just realised this gif is not what I thought it was

You’ll be fine! They last few tough mudders I did, I hadn’t exercised in a LONG time beforehand and I loved it still. Its fun, just have a laugh 🥹

I’m in a bad place.

(Crewe Train Station)

My advice for tough mudder is to get any cheap shit ones you dont mine ruining 🤪

I did. I overpaid though cos im all kit and no brains. Then i fucked my knee (old hockey injury) on my 4th run, so am yet to properly get going again 😭 help me

Hahaha relatable content!

Feel like pure shit just want me Ninja Turtle spaghetti 😭

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SIX POUNDS for a can opener?

Broken Britain. 🇬🇧

It’s actually her birthday next week so she’ll be getting dragged for being old aaaaaallllllll day by me

Been waiting for an excuse to ex-communicate her!!!