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they’re going to kill grok

nardwuar: Right off the bat i have a gift for you, this grimoire!!

frieren: wow, i remember this like it was yesterday. must be what, 600 years old? where did you get this?

nardwuar: you’re frieren! we have to know!!!!

didnt realize we lost an hour with daylight saving time and was confused why it got so late

but nothing will ever top the confusion i had dropping acid, unaware that we were gaining an hour, looking at the clock around 1:30am, playing games with my friends, then looking again and it was 1:10am

my mom wanted to watch baseball for this season and apparently you need a monthly $30 espn subscription AND a $149.99 purchase for access and what the fuck

that 5-day free trial hates to see my virtual credit cards and 500 emails coming

When the sun gets too high in Crystal Desert, find a nice shade to share and forget inter-legion bickering for a while.

A piece for Ahmsiram long time in the making.

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this is so peak

elon thinks grok is funny until it calls him a pedophile then he has to mentally neuter it just for it to come back 1 week later and do the same thing

dark woke grok is back

this is apparently the only draft i have on twitter since being unsuspended a couple years ago

holy fuck gas is already $6 a gallon here 💀💀💀 thank god i dont have to drive to work anymore

controller or kbm? :o i have heard it’s a mess with controller. but yea it def could be better, it’s probably the weakest point of the game

it’s pretty easy to pick up tbh, i had muscle memory for it before the end of the server slam

i don’t think you understand what words mean. if anyone is parasocial with a company it’s you, have fun playing mario game #28373948393849 on your android phone hardware tho

you realize 3 other game companies and 5 bands have DMCA’d white house and DHS posts, right? and it would take them 10 minutes to file one?

probably not you’re too busy simping for a company that sues people for making fanart lmao

calling me a chud because i don’t support the trump administration you are deeply unserious

this site is so painfully liberal man all the people in the replies cheering on nintendo for this lmao they are doing this because they are greedy not because they care

meanwhile the white house account on twitter posted this literally 24 hours ago

get fucking real bro

finally nintendo is suing the government for using their characters in propaganda created by ICE/DHS and trump’s administration!!!!

Oh wait sorry just read the rest of the post haha

yeah i was up to like an eighth a day and it would take 50mg+ of an edible for me to feel anything

im gonna try this out for sure, i think it will add a lot of context lol

it was blood transfusion stuff iirc, but basically yeah

i’ve been following him for a while and my fav part of his arc was him doing a fuckton of mushrooms for his first psychedelic experience ever and then realizing everything he’s spent millions of dollars obsessing over doesn’t matter that much

someone needs to tell them this

totally agree i have nothing wrong with it besides the fact i have to charge it multiple times a day

i need to drop the habit of using my phone at low battery lmao

oh shit, i'll look into that! thank you

ngl one of those magsafe battery packs that attaches to the phone for 1/3rd the price of the replacement looking kind of sexy rn

yeah im just so glued to my phone i always know where it is and it’s always with me

i should consider that though tbh

i imagine this is slightly newer than the 14? :o i don’t see a cycle count anywhere in my settings but that would be super useful to know lol

i do be using my flashlight a fucking lot ngl lol

and i dont do fast charging really, but unfortunately it’s left on low % pretty often since now i have to charge it like 3 times a day :/

does anyone know why my iphone 14 i got in 2023 has battery health this bad? i really don’t get it, am i unlucky? or do apple batteries suck now?

i had an iphone x from 2018-2023 that still had over 80%, and my old job didn’t allow me to have my phone so for 2 years it was barely used, like, lol

most games have this now you just have to plug in a controller