Sophie Goose

PSA Meta’s employing a tactic known as « being vicious lil buttholes » to get people to use that thing

Sounds like fun, Hell yea

An illustration of a flying Mothman. He is airborne and has a dark body with red webbing in his wings and red antenna. His face is pale with his mouth twisted in an open scream, his eyes are wide and are red. The background is a pale pink

The man, the myth, the legend: Mothman

Wishing that it passes through you quickly

Stay hydrated and sleep slightly elevated if you can

COVID is a bastard through and through

Screencap from Infinity War, showing Thanos staring downward, with a sorrowful expression, a caption at the bottom reads "I'm sorry, little one" a poorly-photoshopped jpeg image of the Hammond Collection Ceratosaurus figure stares up at him

How I've been looking at my Hammond Collection Ceratosaurus lately knowing I've got bills to pay and seeing the ebay prices these days:

Legit how it feels rn:

Pixelart of a white-on-white feminine silhouette in a chaotic petri-dish-like swirl of black, red and gray shapes eclosing on a white space in the middle. The central silhouette itself is somewhat ambigous, with many arms lacking obvious connections to the torso, curling tentacles, and a notably absent head with a spinkle of red shapes above the neck, which are somewhat like eyes, somewhat like teeth.

Vision of an angel

#pixelart #украрт

Ooooh, that's a good one

For me it's the Bearbrick Prime figures: lots of colors available, including lots of inexplicable collabs with clothing company BAPE

Truly bizarre little guys, I want all of them someday lol

Holy shit I feel duped, tricked, bamboozled, utterly flabbergasted

Dammit I should've diversified my catch 'em all game repertoire a decade ago, fuck

Okay so now I'm actually pissed: you're telling me that while I was grinding away in Pokémon Sun/Moon (still love those games, btw 💖) I could've been playing this too on the SAME CONSOLE and get a better experience than the next two gens of Pokémon have given me since? IN 2016?!?!?!

It's like knowing someone since childhood, their quirks have become normal to you, then you hang out with someone else and realize that maybe your old friend isn't the best. Like maybe their "quirks" aren't that innocuous and they've been holding out you...

MONSTER HUNTER STORIES CAME OUT IN 2016

Image of a cow standing in the shallows on a beach. The sky is overcast, and the cow is staring out to sea. A caption in all-caps impact font at the top reads "man"

Playing Monster Hunter Stories and it's giving me more narrative and gameplay enjoyment than the entirety of my hundreds of hours playing Pokémon Violet

Not sure how to feel about that atm

WHAT DO YOU MEAN-

Pictured: my wife

(A.k.a. Eris Kultur, a.k.a. femme Tarn)

Bonus round: my Spidersona Deagan (De for short) vs. Miguel O'Hara's canon height, and my scary monstery AU version of him, Mad!Miguel

Need to commission someone to draw Mad!Miguel just reaching out and grabbing De's whole face with one hand, lmao

Compare your OCs hand sizes!
qwertyaz111.github.io/hand-size-co...

Oh now this is fun: have Void and Amethyst in their standard (left) and larger (right) forms

Bless Amethyst even when he's in a scarier form he really doesn't get any bigger 🥲 he just isn't very scary, even by god standards

Hi hello just QRPing some info abt this coming in from the other site. This news is fake, it was a hallucination.

Had a dream that Metal Cardbot figures were out at Meijer (michigan-based local grocery store chain) and now I'm pissed off that I'm awake 🥲

Happ birth 🥳🎉🎂

If you are cis and you are not loudly talking about the active eradication of trans rights to all the cis people you know, you are part of the problem.

Few more because I'm having way too much fun with this-

I was so pissed to find out it has a character limit/it can only show so much on-screen when you put text in

I tried the entire Bee Movie script first

Oh now you CANNOT just hand me a tool like this without limits-

Thank youuuu, what a sweet baby omg 😭

Give them all lots of pets and scritches for me plz 🥹

SONAR MENTIONED 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

Happy pokemon day all im drawing peoples favorite pokemon in exchange for donations to help trans people

Image of an old paleoart painting. It depicts an orange duck-billed dinosaur emerging onto a craggy, rocky beach. The dinosaur is highly inaccurate, and has a horrified, wide-eyed expression, inadvertently looking terried and amusingly befuddled

Genuinely how it feels rn trying to maintain a sense of whimsy, joy, and motivation as the world gets increasingly worse, the president starts wars without approval, his regime pushes further steps of trans genocide, and my hobbies become less and less available due to increasing costs