A carrier bag filled with my disappointment in him. It is so heavy that it causes a singularity, an inescapable, infinitely dense black hole that crushes surrounding space, tearing apart matter and pulling everything into itself. And a bottle of Sunny D.
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No, otherwise I wouldn't be sober.
Subs are like snipers. There seems something so damned personal about them.
Yeah, the Battle of 73 Easting was actually an interpretive dance recital gone horribly wrong.
Without the sound on he appears to be saying 'Yes, I know I have no chin. It haunts me...'
Once forced to block one British idiot who kept explaining to me that British firearms laws 'were against our constitutional rights'.
Got a freebie to a Bonnie T gig back in the day. I was more into Motörhead so approached it with some cynicism - not helped by the fat drunken loon shouting 'She's the Welsh Nightingale' at the top of his voice. Reader, she was fcuking amazing.
Shows how rank inflation has affected modern militaries. He made it to Major while the last useless fcukstick who behaved like this only made it to Corporal.
He certainly won't be the jockey...
I only want to hear that name followed by '...was sentenced to life imprisonment today.' Or '...was eaten by a Komodo dragon in an unusual swimming pool incident'. Honestly, I'm good with either.
I'm a chump no longer...
I do love Brooke's diary entry: 'Never have I admired and disliked a man simultaneously to the same extent.'
Perhaps it would be best, both for America and Christianity, if he was encouraged to do his daily pull ups in excessively close proximity to the rotor of a V-22 Osprey.
'Come friendly bombs...'
Imagine how many hours it took those people to come up with that. Just imagine being in that awful, awful meeting.
It's like winning the lottery of life and then complaining about the colour of the envelope in which they give you the money.
Will it spot the spelling mistakes in an archaic form of a foreign language? If so hook me up man...
Won't someone think of the Historians who will have to read the primary sources. Just imagine what those will be like.
All the drummers I've played with have been memorable in some sense - from the hilarious to the frustrating to the genuinely bloody tragic.
He's perfectly safe - the missiles are chin-seekers.
What was that description of the 'plan' for Iraq? Something along the lines of 'Like standing under a window waiting to catch a safe'.
So does this 'war' mean you can avoid mid-term elections? Just checking.
He looks like he was sent to a training day called 'How to smile' at the Travelodge in Dagenham.
Can you imagine the meetings that come up with this stuff? Is this the worst eg of groupthink since the Bay of Pigs?
This is true. However, if I was forced to make a choice between them and...those wretched people I would hold my nose and vote for them.
I'm not keen on their defence policy but if I have to vote for them to stop the pound shop NSDAP I'll do it.
It's utterly baffling. Like a football match with no goalkeepers but Labour keep putting the ball in their own net while ignoring the open goal at the other end of the pitch.
Hopefully he too will be cursed with the squitters.
I regret I have but one like to give for this skeet.
