virg

Whoever invented cardboard tampon applicators needs to be shot on sight

Yeah… y’all cant tell me shit unfortunately

Anyways like this skeet if i should change my drag name to Dee Transition

We need to start forcing baby queens to take a crash course in queer/drag history because some of y’all clearly have no idea where we came from and i’m tired of seeing disrespect on my TL but maybe we’re not ready for that convo yet

Should i buy a bag to celebrate

‘Was that gonna be for here or to go today?’

‘No i want it iced’

Changing my drag name to white monster

me and the other abbababbas @tinymira.bsky.social @jadetheesupreme.bsky.social

She chicken on my caesar till i- wait there are anchovies in this dressing??

April & may is shaping up to be virgo szn… watch this space :)

Lmao

♥️♣️♦️♠️

Thinking about Abhi tryna buy a wig in the middle of her critiques last night, now that’s cunt

Do you ever get so horny that you have to go do the dishes about it

Walk with me here guys

If the tgirls are fish does that make the tboys shrimp?

There just ain’t enough positive words to say about @ladypiphone.bsky.social

And what if i said the new mitski album is mid as fuck..

Sewing is actually so easy and fun if you approach it with pureness or heart and a sense of boylike wonder

PRO TIP: if you drink enough caffeine you can stop being sad about the fact that you’re not allowed to do coke anymore 😀👍

(Almost 6 months clean lalalala)

Being d’chameleon’s token white boy has been and will always be the greatest honor of my career

When i was 12 googling ‘2 girls kissing’ this is what i was searching for

PIPHONANDE IS REAL

Clicker training someone by cracking all their bones

Losing my ponytail: :(

Audience members asking very genuinely if it was on purpose: :)

At any given moment there’s like a 65% chance my dick is hard. Testosterone is so magical

I'm a person who thinks but never thought girl

Two autistic bitches fucking each other call that trains4trains

The femboys are taking over my buddy’s at 6 pm on saturday if you even care

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