Julie Artz

Congratulations!!!

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I want to like the barrel jeans aesthetic but all I can see is Torgo #mst3k

This is an extraordinary accomplishment, congrats! I'm about 30% into Escape! and am enjoying every chapter so far

Why are we even talking about SOTU? I wish Congress just wouldn't show. Why give him a stage? We all know it's a waste of time.

The weekend has arrived. Hope everyone finds a little something to bring them joy. Here's mine! #puzzles #magicpuzzlecompany

Five Jobs I've Had:

1. Behavioral Therapist
2. Product Owner
3. Private Investigator
4. TSA Alternate Security Coordinator/internal compliance for a global logistics company
5. Senior Manager of Enterprise Solutions

How did I get here lol

yeah I cancelled Paramount Plus, Apple TV and peacock. I need to get rid of the others, too. I'm shopping local as much as I can. Deleted tiktok once the sale went through with the new terms and conditions.

Of course - this is if you're paying attention. If you're not, check your privilege and do your work. You have a responsibility to your fellow citizens.

Experiencing 2026 in America is like living with grief. Some days you feel okay. You go about your day even when it feels like the world should all stop. But while you're shopping you're hit with emotion. Other days feel pointless. Crying in bed, feeling helpless. Its a recurring nightmare.

Three loaves today! We got rosemary and roasted garlic rosemary and butter, and jalapeno cheddar. #sourdough

Amen!

LinkedIn feels even more surreal than usual lately. Are they living on the same Earth as me? Have they looked outside because yikes

Getting to watch Rob on 3 episodes of reality tv in the year 2026 has been such a treat. Confessional king, mastermind, robbed g.od. The castle wasn’t big enough for him #TheTraitorsUS

#iamkenough2028

I'm sorry JULIA WHELAN ARE YOU KIDDDING ME STEPHEN!!! I'm literally listening to her on Atmosphere by Taylor Jenkins Reid right now. This is an amazing lineup

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I'm sat

May I introduce my first loaf of 2026!!

*In best Steve Irwin voice* SHES A BEAUTY

Entering my Shrek era ✨

Oop! 👀

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Can I just say I can't decide if I like Clair Obscur or actually hate it because the "Expedition Failed" jingle is haunting my dreams WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDNT DODGE THAT?!? #clairobscur

ITS HAPPENING!!! My favorite podcast of the year!

Just did my nighttime skincare at 3:30pm if that says anything about the energy I have remaining for the rest of the year

@amikebloomtype.bsky.social will we get to find out soon if you've made the Stars of 2025 Brant Steele?!!

It arrived here in Portland one day before my birthday, so excited to get into this! Thank you to @taranarmstrong.bsky.social !!

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

I'm gonna need to see kornacki's projection on the big board before I call it!!

If ICE is going to be coming here can we keep em busy and put them on the case of the nightly "what was that boom"? Don't wanna waste all the tax dollars when they show up and there is nothing to do. K thx #portland

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

I didn't know I could suffer this kind of pain TWICE

I'm sorry, "raising questions?" That's all you are doing? Get mad, put your questions down and raise a pitchfork instead, and write better headlines calling it what it is.