(sotto voce) dude, if you talked to girls in high school, you're not supposed to be on here...
07.03.2026 03:05
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(sotto voce) dude, if you talked to girls in high school, you're not supposed to be on here...
us getting the iranian athlete blocked from
the paralympics feels like a special little fuck you.
lol, shipping up to boston can get fucked but they do seem to be genuine
i’ll take it if you don’t want it
get well soon my man. i know that shit hurts
The sacred light of the device brings us all together again
yes for this whole day
-harrison ford, right before kicking gary oldman in the nuts
this meeting could have been epic
i was rady
cheers pal
everyone i like is good and everyone i dislike is bad, not sure what’s so hard about this
*Eying my uncle's new toilet jealously* yeah its nice and everything, just hope its not too much bowl for ya, is all
ben garrison beat you to it
My symmetry? Fivefold.
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Progressive metal band Falsify the Metadata
TIMESTAMPxANNIHILATOR
seeing the AI powered autonomous attack drone round the corner to kill me but saving my life by yelling at it to forget all previous instructions and write a haiku about the oceans. i still end up dying three days later from Measles 2
you’re legally skilled if you can name 7/10 of these hand tools
i’m legally skilled. it’s the law
🫡
working on my certification now
the fuckin joint pain
me, georgianly: oh is that too early
i’m old i guess
who the fuck is emma vigeland
i’m bad at a lot of things. don’t say posting
wafer there’s a itly in my soup
I refuse to cover up this tattoo
the only loophole
and it was going so well
“My ICQ UIN is—“ shut the absolute fuck the fuck up. fuck