Austina

He put a dozen eggs at the bottom of a bag and 3 of them broke/leaked goo all over the other items in the bag

My (inept) manager got fired the day after my 30th birthday…. Kind of the best gift I’ve ever received

All of these AI superbowl ads…

Lowkey yeah

Sombr… a case that never sat right w me

Ann Lee changed my life lowkey like I’d join her cult in a millisecond

they interviewed me about the chili’s in evanston closing & i kept it soooo real dailynorthwestern.com/2026/01/21/c...

Male instacart shopper for my groceries this week… it’s so over

Y’all mind if I punch down my kimchi rq

He’s an IRL…. best I can do is a softblock 😭

And like… being proud of that

The concept of oomf being in the Top 1% of ChatGPT users

People died

If you’ve ever said you care about public health, equity, or LGBTQ+ communities, then this is your chance to take action 🫶🏻 Together, we keep people safe, protect progress, and show up for our community

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This will be my 3rd(!!) year running with & raising funds for this incredible org. The AIDS Foundation of Chicago provides HIV testing/prevention, PrEP, medical care access, housing & case management, and so much more.

Any donation, would go directly towards these lifesaving programs

HIV/AIDS programs are facing federal cuts and are being pushed out of the national spotlight, despite many marginalized communities across the country relying on these services to survive.

A reminder:
People still need testing
People still need treatment
People still need housing, care, and support

Hi bluesky!

With World AIDS Day yesterday & Giving Tuesday today, I’m proud to share that I’ll be once again running the Chicago Marathon with Team 2 End AIDS! 🧵 #Gay #GivingTuesday #WorldAIDSDay

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I’ve heard enough…. Get this diva into the White House!!

Are you a mobile developer or a Chief Product Officer

Accidentally became important at work this year

(I’m only 14 lbs 😇)

I look like this btw

The amount of dairy I just purchased for my thanksgiving dinner…. Guys i’m scared

The democratic party is such a fucking joke I hate it here jesus fucking christ oooooo it’s snowing outside :))))

Lowkey ran a marathon yesterday

We’re so close to hitting $500k raised this year! Help us help IL

Trucking through Chinatown (mile 20) during the 2024 Chicago marathon

All smiles during our peak 22 mile training run this year!

Cheesing with my medal after completing my first Chicago marathon in 2024

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I’m raising money for the AIDS Foundation of Chicago and it’s not too late to donate before I run the Chicago Marathon tmo! The AFC provides crucial services to folks living with HIV & AIDS in the state of IL. Help us get to 0 new cases in IL by 2030!

I unfortunately do not have that kind of granularity

To whoever somehow got access to my apple wallet & bought a movie ticket with it: I hope you choke on your popcorn and d*e :)

I can’t hear anything :((((