Manny Phesto

Don't forget to move the Doomsday Clock ahead one hour before you go to bed tonight.

They should have overnight oats you can make in the microwave.

*unloops your froot*

*uncrunches your Cap'n*

I'm not even going to ask about breeding glasses.

Not the "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" sequel we need, but the "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" sequel we deserve.

Where can I watch some curling tonight?

I don't think it's gonna be a long, long time.

Postmenopause Malone

The Sound of Jorts

My Drafts are taunting me

Willy Wonka and the Jorts Factory

It's not easy being green

They never went away

Puttin' on the Jorts

20,000 Jorts Under the Sea

Devil Wears Jorts

Peggy Sue Got Jorts

Sophie's Jorts

Dial "M" for Jorts

Desperately Seeking Jorts

If cats could drive, they would never use turn signals.

Before you go through the desert, remember to name your horse.

Can you please get your high horse off my soapbox

It would make for an interesting Kentucky Derby

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No one ever talks about Schrödinger's other pets

Chill? That's hot!

Get in the car, kids. We're learning about carbon monoxide today.

Let He who is without boobs cast the first beads.