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Detective Red

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year old trans fem writer of weird YA nonsense, gunpla addicts and overall disaster. it/she (It's the eczema) https://www.scribblehub.com/profile/20528/detectivered/

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The Steam Powered Giraffe phase is back because im listening to their rounds

07.03.2026 11:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Realising in real time why when they were introducing Bryan Barbarin, they made Zeros backstory that he was really successful solo but went back to the band by believing in love. His voice is insane.

07.03.2026 10:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me holding an alt art With Iron And Blood card from the gundam tcg.
Main/action choose 1 of your units. Deal 1 damage to it. It gets ap+3 during this turn.

Me holding an alt art With Iron And Blood card from the gundam tcg. Main/action choose 1 of your units. Deal 1 damage to it. It gets ap+3 during this turn.

Im really happy with the almeria pull. I also opened a pack of steel requim

06.03.2026 09:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Share your brain rot with the world

06.03.2026 07:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shes also silly

06.03.2026 07:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk i feel like positive reinforcemenf here might be fhe water boarding

02.03.2026 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you

02.03.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now shes telling me to do it.

01.03.2026 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having a brat of s girlfriend is hard because you tell her to drink water for her headache and she says some shit like make me and you have to resist the urge to water board.

01.03.2026 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Outside of acab obviously

01.03.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oi. Seppos.
Do yall use the word bastard.
My girlfriend is acting like its weird.

01.03.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hes likely more just ambivalent

27.02.2026 15:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can people have good opinions on the nu, theres only so much my girlfriend can take, and only so much i can take by proxy

27.02.2026 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For those who did not learn of the old ways before they were forsaken, I bestow to thee the grimoire from which we learned.

Take it, and be free from AI-slop code

27.02.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I wonder why Harrison Ford likes Indiana Jones but not Star Wars and I know theres behind the scenes shit but i also imagine its like this
Indiana Jones Fan to Harrison Ford: Holy shit, you inspired me to become an archeologist!
Star wars fan: do you know who shot first, i hate women

27.02.2026 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The way shes like yearning at the video where Suletta is dancing. Ooooh she literally would never leave Sulettas side if she felt worthy of her.

26.02.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My girlfriend raises a good point rhat it could damage her cold facade and the way she upholds her dignity in a system built to dehumanise her.
But also.
Have you considered.
If the terrorist attack didnt happen immediately after the confession scrne she would be unbearably like this.

26.02.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She coordinated blue and red dresses for them, the only person she has to feel embarassed in front of is Delling and SHE WOULD REVEL IN HER EMBARASSING THAT OLD FUCK.

26.02.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a controversial opinion about SuleMio, and thats that Asticassia Miorine is not embarassed about cringy couple shit and often has to dupe Suletta into it because she still doesnt totally get that they are a couple.

"Hey Miorine why do you have a shirt in my size that says I Yam"

26.02.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you can donate at all, please do. Misfortune keeps hitting this family

25.02.2026 14:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 17 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
PGU nu beam saber

PGU nu beam saber

HG nu beam saber

HG nu beam saber

MG nu beam saber

MG nu beam saber

ver ka nu beam saber

ver ka nu beam saber

I remain so unbelievably upset about the PGU Nu Gundam beam saber

like here it is compared to the HG, MG, and Ver. Ka and the ver ka is more accurate and that's INSANE to me...

her special beam saber is one of my favorite things about her and they didn't even TRY to actually make it look like hers

24.02.2026 12:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It sucks!!
Im playing lesgue

24.02.2026 01:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, for like medical reasons

24.02.2026 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im off my antidepressants so ye.

24.02.2026 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is the tame version of this joke.

23.02.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"hey detective, why are you playing league of legends?"

Well im a masochist snd my girlfriend lives in america.

23.02.2026 11:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cute gimmicks make the build when its that much money

23.02.2026 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bootsucker

22.02.2026 02:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Shes also really mad about my boobs because they are bigger than her and They kinda piss her off.

21.02.2026 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Explaining that im disabled to my girlfriend and she keeps saying skill issue can 2e cancel this bitch

21.02.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0