Ah! Mikado!
07.03.2026 03:13
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🎵 Behold the Lord High Executioner
A personage of noble rank and title —
A dignified and potent officer,
Whose functions are particularly vital!
Defer, defer,
To the Lord High Executioner!
Defer, defer,
To the noble Lord, to the noble Lord,
To the Lord High Executioner!
A large black woven blanket featuring an orange tabby cat holding a samurai sword in its mouth, with koi fish tattoos on its chest.
Someone complained that I've been posting about cats too much lately. So naturally, today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Blanket. Keep the complaints coming pal, there's more where this came from.
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A plate of ground kangaroo with a Churu sauce and fresh catnip
Awww buddy. You need some Churu Kangaroo
…or at least deliver Bertie some Churu with nip
Hooman says, oh yes. It's grown in a 5 gallon bucket
Something… hooman just prunes what landlord wants 😸
Hooman says he's going to miss this place
The trains are a weee bit longer in North America, to be sure 😸🖤
Checking out the hidey-hole shelves in the lounge
😸🖤🤍😸
The northbound KiwiRail freight train at Seacliff summit, KiriMoko, Aotearoa
The northbound KiwiRail freight train at Seacliff summit, KiriMoko, Aotearoa
The northbound KiwiRail freight train at Seacliff summit, KiriMoko, Aotearoa
The northbound KiwiRail freight train at Seacliff summit, KiriMoko, Aotearoa
…and the still photos leading up to the video
Here's 23 seconds of the northbound KiwiRail freight train at Seacliff summit, KiriMoko, Aotearoa
Me, a black cat, that can't even eat my funkin Churu Kangaroo with fresh nip in peace without the fscking pawpawratzi using night mode on their cameras.
Hooman, layoff already.
Me, a black cat, that can't even eat my funkin Churu Kangaroo with fresh nip in peace without the fscking pawpawratzi using night mode on their cameras.
😸😸
Me, a black cat, that can't even eat my funkin Churu Kangaroo with fresh nip in peace without the fscking pawpawratzi using night mode on their cameras.
Hooman says you'd appreciate how I hated the noise.
…But I got Churu Kangaroo with fresh nip for dinner tonight
Hooman, draw me like your French cats. Eat your heart out, #KateWinslet #PlunderCats #HedgeWatch #ChichaLaGata
Bedroom window, from exterior
Close up of Bedroom window, from exterior
Close up of Bedroom window, from exterior
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"Other" Lounge window (gets afternoon sun) from exterior
Close up of "Other" Lounge window (gets afternoon sun) from exterior
Close up of "Other" Lounge window (gets afternoon sun) from exterior
And:
Lounge window, from exterior
Close up of Lounge window, from exterior
Close up of Lounge window, from exterior
Hooman gave me some hidey-holes today. Made a ton of noise too.
A screenshot of an Android phone keyboard where the number is pressed and held to show the alternative characters
…and to get superscript, hold down the numbers on your phone keyboard:
Nah it's confusing. It's ² because my predecessor had ¹
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Biscuits and loaf?
She has a job. That chair isn't going to cat-hair and get warmed by itself.
A "cathouse" is another term for a brothel. I live in a "cat house" or, a house for felines.
Me, a black cat, up close
Boop!
It's in my bio. 😸
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Archie Gemmil!
