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@danielswhi

Dog lover. Ginger. Chubster.

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@danielswhi.bsky.social has swears! They've used 181 profanities in their last 803 posts.

🥇 "fuck" (30 times)
🥈 "damn" (30 times)
🥉 "fucking" (17 times)

10.03.2026 20:37 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Obsessed with my lillies

10.03.2026 20:28 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@profanity.accountant oh go on then

10.03.2026 20:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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08.03.2026 18:46 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Not even a light tap. Proper thrust my head through this curtain. Could hear a "CLANG!" over the music.

Chris almost pissed himself laughing.

07.03.2026 10:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That may be the first night out I've ever had to cut short because of a possible concussion...

Wondering what's behind a curtain, finding out it's a metal pole!

07.03.2026 01:02 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Re-watching Star Trek Discovery season 5, and Hy'Rell has one of my favourite "go fuck yourself, dick head" quotes:

04.03.2026 20:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love nude mates

04.03.2026 18:58 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Pro of being an adult: no one can stop me from walking into a piercing place, and getting my ear pierced again.

Cons of being an adult: no one can stop me from walking into a piercing place, and getting my ear pierced again.

04.03.2026 15:44 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got my nails redone today, as they're growing bloody quick. Cant get over the length I've grown in two weeks! Biting has stopped!

02.03.2026 16:35 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now that is a stunning body!

02.03.2026 15:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely ANYTIME. That is a promise.

02.03.2026 14:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Whats that? I'm booked in to a hotel for a night in Manchester on Friday?

Hope I don't run into any hot mutual followers from here and kiss them...

02.03.2026 14:37 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Daaaaaamn

02.03.2026 14:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

HA someone in tesco I was chatting with said "you've been working out!" And I told her "no, its just less fat on the arms now!" 😂😂

02.03.2026 13:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I haven't been able to wear this t shirt in close to 4 years because I was too fat for it and was stretching the seams. Now, after 2 stone weight loss, it fits again!!!!

02.03.2026 12:14 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
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Sorry, but Tr*mp is just Lord Farquaad.

01.03.2026 23:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Heya, fitties!

01.03.2026 15:50 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Get your ass here then!

23.02.2026 20:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Im not sadly, I'm scunthorpe 😔

23.02.2026 16:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh i really need more local nudist mates.

23.02.2026 06:53 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

The GB curling team are MUCH sexier than Canada. Just saying.

21.02.2026 20:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

<mic drop>

20.02.2026 19:54 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

999, what's your emergency?

Me: "yeah, so I'm just trying to find out for my friend, is it 'Stop, Drop THEN Roll', or is is it 'Stop, Dr-' I'M ASKING THE EXPERT, STOP SCREAMING!!"

20.02.2026 19:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The GB Men's curling team do not have any reason to be THIS hot... but I'm loving it

19.02.2026 20:04 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's not enough for me and 2 mates, ill tell you that.

18.02.2026 20:30 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AGREED!

18.02.2026 15:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hahaha good point. I have ideas for future designs...

17.02.2026 21:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh no it means "go fuck yourself" in vulcan. 😂😂

17.02.2026 21:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Nah im good. Id rather have a wank 😂😂

17.02.2026 21:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0