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It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

Roses are red
violets are blue
Adventures of Lolo 1 & 2
King's Knight, Dig Dig, Chew Man Fu

#borzoi

I don’t know how you and I keep converging on niches like this, but I literally just read this exact article in the Arby’s drive-through two weeks ago

Cookies in a display cabinet shaped like the protagonist in The Very Hungry Caterpillar (1969).

WHO'S HUNGRY NOW, BITCH?

In a historic reversal, China pushes Open Door Policy on influential US firm.

in the nato alphabet her name is charli xray charlie xray

Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.

Burnout is genuinely life-destroying and I really can't say, on this website, what I think should happen to managers who not only let it happen to one individual worker but who systemically make it happen on large groups of workers.

A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.

I hit the button ✅😭🐸
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Pokemon rumble spheal saying "hope i don't have a long day" outside the long day factory

what u have to understand is that working on my novel, answering dms, and answering emails all cost 1 spell slot but posting? Posting is a cantrip

Editor to generate a fake internal server error page complete with You, Cloud, Server in red and green

Ran into a problem in prod?
Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix.

#foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec

I recommend Finspan! It has a lot of the same appeal but is more streamlined. Also fish.

sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful

MMORPG players in Westworld: people torture the NPCs because they're not real and nothing matters Real MMORPG players in real games: for a while there was a rock with textures that didn't load in correctly so people made a pilgrimage to Smooth Rock

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

In the Miami airport. Oohh… Aahhh.

Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit

something I learned this year is you should invite people to things even if you know they can’t come. instead of it making them feel bad it actually makes them feel good

I Am Your Beast ($13.99) - easily one of the best action games of the last 10 years. you'll feel like you're on some real john wick shit as you chain together kills with wicked and rapidfire improvisation in this bloodily electric story of revenge. store.steampowered.com/app/1876590/...

photo of a spindrift ingredients list: carbonated water, lime juice, lime extract (from limes)

feels like i caught this spindrift ingredients list in a lie and now it’s scrambling to double down

Screenshot of an email: Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request To: me Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;; I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15. According to our records, 1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable. 2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜 If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!) —- Regards, ___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5) Partner Infra Platform Experiences team As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™ New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account! Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

Game developers are the #1 ultrawide monitor haters

Bjork's hitboxes are wild

I hate how much I enjoyed this

BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦