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@robertaseaport

👸🏻| Cittàgazze spectre magnet, 41, she/her 💖| Robin Hood, OFMD, HDM, Tom Waits 🖋️| #seaglassyarns 🐙🩵🦈+🐻🦦🦔🧸 💀| https://ko-fi.com/robertaseaport I block non-fandom followers. It's not you, I just don't want people looking at me if you're not in the club 🫶

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08.03.2026 19:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
1631a-e signed art print by gypsy taylor

1631a-e signed art print by gypsy taylor

1216a/b midnight merstede sketches by hayley egan

1216a/b midnight merstede sketches by hayley egan

NEW FROM OUR BELOVED CREATIVE TEAM...

Search the item numbers to find them!! Five from Gypsy and two from Hayley!!

www.32auctions.com/fandommarket...

#fandommarket

08.03.2026 19:22 👍 160 🔁 84 💬 12 📌 2

I was going to leave it blank and then add whatever quote after, that probably would have been more sensible 😂

08.03.2026 19:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🤭 If you win I'll make you a little detachable blackboard with something boring!

08.03.2026 19:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

There's been pretty spooky results so far too! J got Saving Private Ryan (his fave) & Full Metal Jacket, action film fan mum got Speed & Die Hard, the b&w cinematography perv got The Third Man & Laura 👀 Can't remember who clicked The Terminator but we watched 1 & 2 and they're still so great 😍😎

08.03.2026 19:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Debating which film to watch takes longer than watching the film, so we pasted the AFI's 100 Thrills list into a randomiser wheel a while ago and have been choosing like that. Highly recommend 👌

wheelofnames.com

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI%27s... (I was gonna do the BFI top 100 but was overruled 😅)

08.03.2026 19:17 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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08.03.2026 19:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She's finished!

08.03.2026 16:14 👍 50 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0
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a man in a blue shirt is standing behind a tall grass plant Alt: Fighting through long grass

My opinion is insane foliage 🥰

08.03.2026 18:53 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Excellent dad: John went into the supermarket to pick up some bread and impulse bought me a sheet of cartoon horsey stickers as a little treat 🥰 (I am 41)

08.03.2026 18:50 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Someone once gave me one that says dickfuck and it's an almost daily necessity (except when I'm around my little niece who reads too well for comfort 😅)

08.03.2026 15:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A grayscale digital portrait of Archie from OFMD. She is shown in profile. Her hair is pulled back into a low ponytail.

A grayscale digital portrait of Archie from OFMD. She is shown in profile. Her hair is pulled back into a low ponytail.

Archie #ofmdfanart

07.03.2026 23:52 👍 141 🔁 59 💬 17 📌 0

Perfect 😍😍

08.03.2026 15:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A pair of lighthouse-painting inspired wire-wrapped earrings in shades of red, blue, green and silver

A pair of lighthouse-painting inspired wire-wrapped earrings in shades of red, blue, green and silver

A pair of Calypso-inspired wire-wrapped earrings in shades of gold, green, purple and teal

A pair of Calypso-inspired wire-wrapped earrings in shades of gold, green, purple and teal

A pair of wire-wrapped chandelier earrings in shades of red, blue, teal and gold drawn from the S1 OFMD art director's Revenge paint palette

A pair of wire-wrapped chandelier earrings in shades of red, blue, teal and gold drawn from the S1 OFMD art director's Revenge paint palette

A pair of long wire-wrapped drop earrings in shades of pink, purple and red, inspired by the colours and shapes in Mary Allamby's post-Stede paintings.

A pair of long wire-wrapped drop earrings in shades of pink, purple and red, inspired by the colours and shapes in Mary Allamby's post-Stede paintings.

As well as my 17 (I think) different pieces of polymer clay jewellery, I've also made four wire-wrapped pieces this time- the first two have almost 300cm/10ft of wire in each pair! All combined there's at least 15m/ 49ft of wire across all 21 earrings and pendants, and dozens of beads.

08.03.2026 13:37 👍 40 🔁 6 💬 13 📌 0

Your spirals are so neat! Mine always come out with corners 😂

08.03.2026 15:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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08.03.2026 12:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How are people so good at minute finger drawing?? My attempts are all unrecognisable 😂

08.03.2026 12:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OH I love him 🥹🥰

08.03.2026 12:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have you seen the same director's other films? Nope is incredible!

08.03.2026 12:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Goofus Doofus official fandom mascot, yes? He's a microcosm showing all the best bits about this place: whimsical, kind, uplifting, quite unhinged, and could never have been created by anything other than a human 🥰💖

08.03.2026 02:14 👍 90 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0

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08.03.2026 01:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YEP 🫠

08.03.2026 01:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They are everything 🥹🥰

08.03.2026 01:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is asleep on his back. His hair is spread out on the pillow, one arm is bent so that his fingers are curled and tucked up against his face. His other arm, mostly out of view, is raised and bent behind his head and under his hair. He's wearing a shirt that's bunched up around his torso. His mouth is open slightly to suggest he's snoring. Stede is tucked into Ed's side, lying on his stomach. He's shirtless and somewhat glowing in the early morning light. He's smiling a little bit, enough to pop a dimple, probably in that space between sleep and waking. He likes morning sounds; birds, the stray beach cat that's adopted them scratching on the door, Ed's deep rumbling snores.

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is asleep on his back. His hair is spread out on the pillow, one arm is bent so that his fingers are curled and tucked up against his face. His other arm, mostly out of view, is raised and bent behind his head and under his hair. He's wearing a shirt that's bunched up around his torso. His mouth is open slightly to suggest he's snoring. Stede is tucked into Ed's side, lying on his stomach. He's shirtless and somewhat glowing in the early morning light. He's smiling a little bit, enough to pop a dimple, probably in that space between sleep and waking. He likes morning sounds; birds, the stray beach cat that's adopted them scratching on the door, Ed's deep rumbling snores.

Their snoring is loudest at different times of day. Ed's is as the sun is waking up, as if aiming to get the first word in before he's conscious enough to realize it. Stede's been awake for an hour already, delaying the day in the rumble of his husband's honks and heartbeat. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

08.03.2026 00:35 👍 229 🔁 79 💬 14 📌 1
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a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing next to a woman in a dress . Alt: Waldo complaining about having to mingle with morons at a party

Laura (1944) was received much better 🥰 Waldo Lydecker my bitchy little love 💖 Gene Tierney managing to make even those silly hats look beautiful 💖 Baby Vincent Price about three feet taller than everyone else in the room 💖 11/10 masterpiece.

07.03.2026 20:39 👍 46 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 1

AU: Ed and Stede start a Proclaimers tribute band

07.03.2026 19:58 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
youraislopboresme drawing of "Ed" and "Stede"

youraislopboresme drawing of "Ed" and "Stede"

An attempt was made and I'm charmed by the 0% accuracy 🥰

07.03.2026 19:58 👍 43 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 1

I hate them too but couldn't resist 😂

07.03.2026 10:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Clown license cross stitch

Clown license cross stitch

Save some bidding energy for this, clowns 💖

07.03.2026 09:20 👍 104 🔁 31 💬 4 📌 1

“No,” said Frog.

07.03.2026 08:37 👍 332 🔁 98 💬 3 📌 4