Jessica

so i guess I just don't know how to take my measurements because first the bra size fuck up and now the pants I ordered from old navy were all also too big

Yay thank you 😁

💗💗💗

Thank you!!

I cannot be left alone in there, I will spend so much money

A small glass bottle of coffee extract

A small glass jar of cranberry Hatch chili jam

A small jar of jam called "Geoffrey" made out of figs and orange juice, which I deduced from context was named after the butler from Fresh Prince of Bellaire because she had other jams named after other characters from the show, and also had jams named after the Scooby Gang and The Emperor's New Groove

Hair clips shaped like eyes

More weird Wednesday finds

I think it's so cute but I don't know if I'm pulling it off

Brown haired woman in glasses and a pink shirt with a decorate gold glasses chain featuring dangling pearls and heart shaped beads (front view)

Brown haired woman in glasses and a pink shirt with a decorate gold glasses chain featuring dangling pearls and heart shaped beads (profile view)

I bought a glasses chain, is this too much

Oops here's the calculator www.abrathatfits.org/calculator.php

I used this calculator and got pretty close (it told me 42DDD, in the store I figured out it should be 42D)

I look pretty good though

I did buy a bra that fits (™️™️™️) and I was about to post my mirror selfie but I don't know, I haven't built that kind of persona where I can post a bra selfie so I'll spare you

I went bra shopping today to double check that I did my measurements right and you know it babes I did not do my measurements right and I'll have to immediately exchange the three bras I already bought

Are you telling me that in almost 600 years we've only managed to cut war from 100 years down to 50

I obviously can't do most drugs anymore because of my job but coke is the most little treat of a drug there is, you can do a little bump, drink a little beer, be high for thirty minutes or something, repeat once or twice, it's a good Tuesday

Couple grams of shrooms usually gets me right (I am 40)

I look forward to more professional silhouettes all around!!!

I used this tonight and went ahead and ordered three bras, thank you!!! (Lane Bryant has 3/$90 right now plus I had $20 credit, score)

Good luck out there!!

I've been just buying clearance sports bras from Old Navy but sometimes you need to wear a real one

But it's such a pain in the asssssssss to go to Cacique or whatever

I'm right there with you except I literally haven't even worn a real bra in several years and now I have to buy one because my shit is getting all deflated from the weight loss 🥲

Phrasing!!!

I love to bust my hump getting to the bus stop on time and then bus is 10 minutes late, and I know sometimes there's just nothing you can do but it's Monday afternoon man I know you're just fucking around

Thank you!

Thank you!!

Thank you Kev ☺️

Thank you Dylan!

Thank you!!

Thank you Tim!!