If you didn't want them to sit there, why did you put the shelves up!?
If you didn't want them to sit there, why did you put the shelves up!?
Did you say hello
Logged back on to block that fucking tool. Carry on.
You will not BELIEVE what this is responding to
I would help Ina Garten bury a dead body. Ina, if you're out there reading this, just call me.
The number one cooking hack that you don't know is to insert "Ina Garten" before the recipe that you're searching for.
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
You're the real deal π€
a coupon which says "10 likes*" and then in fine print says "* does not give you likes"
Due to the server issues some of your recent posts may have gotten fewer likes than they deserved
Please accept this coupon to rectify this, which allows you to imagine you got 10 more likes on your post than you did
what if we compromised and only gave librarians access to AI and if you had a request for its use you had to bring it to the reference desk and convince them why that made sense and was useful to anyone
This checks out. Everyone here behaves strangely.
goodnight and welcome to Bluesky
A pretty shitty week, all around! But work is going swimmingly and some jazz music is giving me life π·
A screenshot of the composer interface. The first post says βAfter you type something, youβll see the plus appear belowβ¦β. The second post says ββ¦and you can type your next post!β
π’Β 1.93 is rolling out now (2/5)
To compose threads, start with your first post, then press the plus button!
Bluesky thread composer now available! Refresh the desktop app or update your mobile app to use it
Jack Dorsey is no longer affiliated with Bluesky
he stormed off in a huff and deleted his account ages ago because we were calling him stuff like Jack Dorky
Props to the Bluesky team still being easy to find via the team tab
Is this Third Wave Bluesky
Welcome to Bluesky! Every poster who insists that βwe do things differently hereβ will have a full blown meltdown before the end of the year. Itβs best to just ignore them and do your thing.
Hell yeah
Googling is there a way to not look like you've been run over by a truck in your headshot due to insufficient sleep
how many words, in your language, do you have for water or snow or ice?
If you could go back in time and kill one person, who would it be?
what are your favorite hobbies
have you ever seen a ghost
have you ever time traveled
were you reincarnated
what are your favorite naughty activities to do
definitely include questions which may help you reveal that the dog is from somewhere that's not earth
Here's my list so far:
what is your favorite color
what is your favorite treat
what is your favorite toy
what is your favorite game to play
what is your favorite park
what is your favorite walking path
who are your favorite dogs in the neighborhood
what do you want to be when you grow up
We know the answer to that one, Barry!
if you could communicate with your dog, what sort of questions would you ask?
cursed caprese salad
i finally figured out that my reaction to cyber truck rear hatch finger dude is the same as Stiffler in Old School reacting to Will Ferrell's character shooting himself in the jugular with a tranquilizer dart