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@whitneyherrig

Sometimes I bump into things, or fall off of them, or trip over them. Always inventing new ways to get hurt without trying. 🐢 🐱❀️✌️🌊 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ 🌈 ➑️ ☠️ 🧊 ⬅️

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Does anyone else have a friend who calls themselves conservative and you’re desperately trying to explain to them that they’re actually not?

09.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s such a disappointment. And I say that like a when a parent tells their kid they done screwed up. No yelling. Just disappointed. That’s what makes a kid cry

08.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhhhahahaha nice one. Maybe you weren’t the first to say it but you’re the first I saw say it. Bravo

08.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@erininthemorning.com I hope this wasn’t offensive please correct me if so

08.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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And yeah, plenty of service members are racist. Example:

08.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hear you. I’m just disappointed that Coach tried to pull a racism card on Mark Kelly. That man has dedicated his life to fighting for every American. Coach just posting stuff on social media from his keyboard.

08.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know how to do this, but can someone please stitch a video of the Nervive commercial grandpa with the Shriners commercial kid, because I swear they must be related.

08.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I mean come on!

08.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 501 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 27

Seriously who pays attention to these devices I clearly didn’t turn over once in 8 hours all yall are telling me I slept β€œpoor” GTFOH

07.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Apple Watch: you had a poor sleep score last night

My bed when I woke up:

07.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously though. I could say I’m 5’9” and 99 lbs with blue eyes and blonde hair and it can go on my ID bc nobody verifies it. But a transgender person who inarguably looks the gender they identify with can’t make the cut?? Lol well call me a supermodel now cuz I just transitioned

07.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg @chiitan.love liked my post I know it’s 1PM but I guess my day is over now night night

07.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Seriously though. I could say I’m 5’9” and 99 lbs with blue eyes and blonde hair and it can go on my ID bc nobody verifies it. But a transgender person who inarguably looks the gender they identify with can’t make the cut?? Lol well call me a supermodel now cuz I just transitioned

07.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a thought on the Kansas state ID/driver license issue RE trans people… I renewed mine here in Illinois a couple weeks ago… THE DMV DOES NOT MEASURE YOUR HEIGHT, THEY DO NOT PUT YOU ON A SCALE TO RECORD YOUR WEIGHT, NOR DO THEY EXAMINE YOUR EYEBALL COLOR BY SOME CHART. This is all laughable

07.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Just a thought on the Kansas state ID/driver license issue RE trans people… I renewed mine here in Illinois a couple weeks ago… THE DMV DOES NOT MEASURE YOUR HEIGHT, THEY DO NOT PUT YOU ON A SCALE TO RECORD YOUR WEIGHT, NOR DO THEY EXAMINE YOUR EYEBALL COLOR BY SOME CHART. This is all laughable

07.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Dogs: Yall be out there talking and yelling all day long and we aren’t allowed to speak up every once in a while?

06.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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When family drama is this good

07.03.2026 05:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg this is perfect!

07.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just today?

06.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Coach I think this is a bad take. He’s appealing to the gen pop who have seen video footage of these two citizens being shot and killed in broad daylight. To presume racism here is a stretch for a guy who’s served five (?) combat missions and gone to space for this country.

06.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dogs: Yall be out there talking and yelling all day long and we aren’t allowed to speak up every once in a while?

06.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

bsky.app/profile/katm...

06.03.2026 05:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She also talks with her hands - both hands, bigly - in every vid. It’s sorta her signature thing. I’ve been following her on notifications for over a year. Just seemed outta character.

06.03.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably a mistake! But whatever it doesn’t matter I was making a joke she’s awesome and she has to win

06.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 3025 πŸ” 1274 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 42

Yeah we call that indoctrination I know they love to throw that term around. Always projection with them, no?

06.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah we call that indoctrination I know they love to throw that term around. Always projection with them, no?

06.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Something tells me Kat has a logo on the sweatshirt she has to keep covered, likely trademarked lol. Go Kat tho but the flyers hugged against it was a tell

06.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else think it’s giving Girls5Eva???

06.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is giving β€œGirls 5Eva”

06.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0