Ethan Quinsey

They don't like meeeeeeeee

Number of times I've visited since you've installed birdfeeders: 3

Number of birds I've seen: 0 😭

Trader Joe's recalls over 36 million pounds of product after glass found in rice Ready-to-eat and frozen chicken and pork fried rice, ramen and shu mai dumpling products are being pulled from shelves nationwide.

Ajinomoto Foods N.A. is recalling additional 33 million pounds of frozen ready-to-eat and not-ready-to-eat chicken and pork fried rice, ramen, and shumai dumpling products.

Dates for TJ's chicken fried rice, vegetable fried rice, Japanese-style fried rice, and chicken shu mai in the link. #recall

Intentionally crude illustration of a kaiju (with a cityscape backdrop) tossing a handful of tiny delicious humans into its open mouth. Text around outer circle border reads “take time to enjoy the little things”

Take time to enjoy the little things.

Another in the ‘Motivational Kaiju’ series
#art #kaiju

#⏰🐘🧵

My great-grandpas:

- lumberjack/papermill worker
- farmer
- factory worker (made car horns)
- tailor

- Lifelong NYC transit office worker
- Deadbeat afaik

a cartoon woman is laughing while reading a newspaper . Alt: a cartoon woman is laughing while reading a newspaper .

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When Pearl, Bobo and Brain Guy couldn't figure out a round rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #MST3K

Wolf Worm

Just in case you missed it, I have a new horror novel out on the 24th! Distract yourself from the horrors with smaller, more controllable horrors?

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the two phases of writing: (1) writing and (2) wandering aimlessly like an unmoored ghost and complaining about not writing

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I'm pretty sure! The terrifying Reddit photo looked very familiar! (Source: I didn't have my eyes closed when we visited 😆)

YES, YES THEY DO 😵

Canadian children's programming really peaked during the folk revival!

Reaching far, FAR back into my memories of early Canadian media exposure, I can wholeheartedly blame... Fred Penner.

there's this whole thing people do where they preach kindness, but what they actually want is for kindness to be done at them
& cannot understand that when they are kind, it is not returned
kindness, love all that good stuff, those are things that you do regardless of reward, no reward
it's habit

For everyone looking for a way to help right now:

Gender markers are useless, so why not abolish them? Quebec’s Bill 2 threatens to out transgender people. Maybe it’s time to remove gender markers from birth certificates and other identity documents.

The case for abolishing gender markers on legal documents is stronger than the case for including them, so why do they persist?

If you think about it, the very best books are really just extremely long spells that turn you into a different person for the rest of your life

Ohhhhh YES, a thousand percent yes! 😍😍😍😍

She’s raised almost $20m to help Minnesota – she thinks you can do it too Ashley Fairbanks launched Stand with Minnesota as ICE raids rocked her home town – now donations are pouring in, and families’ rent is being paid

I need to address this immediately, because I am WAY too Minnesotan to ever claim credit for this.

I built a thing to point the fire hose of people's generosity in the right direction. That's it.

I am thankful for the piece, because hopefully it means people will donate more money.

Share a TV show that raised you.

Toronto harold satire site headline: "Canadian Olympic hockey teams to bring back silver medals to home country that has healthcare and stable democracy"

okay, this is funny, though

cartoon drawing of someone trying to clean their glasses on their shirt. she holds it to the light. still dirty. frowning. “no” “may your enemies’ glasses be always smudged, and their shirts the wrong type of fabric ♥️”

a mundane curse #comic

btw if Canada wants to retaliate by burning the White House down again that's fine

Color My World Coloring Book - Shop Aimee Cozza Illustration What you get: 8.5"x11" plastic spiral bound coloring book, 56 pages Single sided to prevent bleed throughs Mind that the preview image has a metal spiral. Ours will be purple plastic!

Pins not your thing? How about a really cool sci-fi/fantasy coloring book featuring 56 pages and iirc 45 artists! I'm dropping the price to $25 for today :D

#BSNM #ColoringBook #Scifi #Fantasy

Man in pink feather boa in a car with a man wearing all black. The man in the boa is labeled “Jews during Adar” and the man in black is labeled “Catholics on Ash Wednesday”

Books, bitches!