No-Knee 🇪🇨/🇭🇳

a woman is smiling and saying eeeeooowww . ALT: a woman is smiling and saying eeeeooowww .

Just came back to say that the Pope and I share a name AND a birthday

I can’t answer bc I can’t see the bottom edges of the forks.

testing something #reylo

Sorry guys, I’m back. I guess I wasn’t over the abusive X (lol get it)

XO, Kitty

Twitter is really the GOAT unofficial dating app

IN HONOR OF EPISODE 82’S METH CONVERSATION, WE HAD TO BRING THIS ONE BACK.

"bypassing traditional milestones" is a funny way of saying that most of us can't afford to buy a house with multiple jobs, won't have children because we can't afford them, most of our degrees are useless, and we are the poorest generation among all current living generations

Happy Insurrection Day!

I’m literally crying at you remembering this. I just unblocked him again last week 😭

Ima need you to relax

to everyone about to start #shogun for the first time, you will need to put your phone down to truly enjoy it and it is worth every single second you invest into it.

Movie still of Olivia Newton John as Sandy in Grease, looking flirtatious with a cigarette hanging from her lips, leather jacket and red lining, tight leather pants and big curly blonde hair

Ok so these days we all know that Sandy’s transformation scene in Grease is morally problematic.

But IMO the most important message still stands: being a hot slut with big hair and tight pants, is super sexy and fun

Story of my life

irony fucking wept

You know why they didn’t get smallpox as often? They were exposed to cowpox at work. Do you know what someone putting this together led to? VACCINATION FOR SMALLPOX. “VACA” MEANS “COW”!!!

Pasteurize your damn food and take your shots, the dairy maids would want you to. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Ok I had to see this so now y’all do to:
I just ran into someone touting the “skin benefits” of raw dairy on the basis that “dairy maids were known for their clear skin”.

You guys. Dairy maids were known for NOT BEING POCKMARKED. You know why? They didn’t get smallpox as often.

Tarnished (The Elder Tree Trilogy, #1) An outlawed magic, a hidden curse, and a love tested by…

If you’re interested in checking out Tarnished, you can preorder now and add it to your StoryGraph or Goodreads TBR now!

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Mariah Stillbrook was kind enough to read TARNISHED before it was polished and write a beautiful blurb. Mariah has three books out and more coming! Be sure to check her and her books out!

quinta brunson looking gorgeous at the golden globes 2025

quinta brunson looking gorgeous just in another photo at the golden globes 2025

QUINTA?!????

JESUS CHRIST

What a horrible feeling, to want to be loved

Learning how this works by posting whor-I mean my precious baby Miguel O'Hara 🥰 #Spiderverse

Palate cleanser #poolverine

one of the most depressing realizations in politics is the day you understand that a lot of people would legitimately prefer to spend more money to make sure nobody “undeserving” gets a benefit than to make it accessible to everyone

Plot twist, I AM flirting with you. Flirting is fun. But me flirting with you is just that, a good time. Us having a witty exchange and smiles doesn’t necessarily mean anything beyond that.

Great day to watch "Jimmy Carter: Rock & Roll President"

RIP 🙏