Jordan Blaxill

I don’t know who this commentator is on the Premier League coverage on Fubo but he is absolutely terrible.

If you are a dance studio and you aren’t leaning into KPop Demon Hunters inspired Fall classes then you just don’t like money I guess.

Disappointing in the end but not much you can do when someone thwacks it in from 30 yards. Not overly concerned with the performance and it’s not these games that ultimately decide the title.

Losing that control we have had for most of this match

I’ll take that first half. Not exactly a spectacle but solid and Noni looks a threat. Reckon we’ll get a bit more fizz when some attacking subs come on around 60/70 mins.

None of that again please lads

How are we so unlucky with injuries

🎶I'm sorry Nick Jackson (woo)
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶

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Me hatewatching the 10 AM games

Waiting for those United v Grimsby reaction videos to drop..

Fucking jammy scousers

Man Utd already have three points fewer than they managed from the equivalent fixtures last season as they drew with Arsenal at home and beat Fulham away in 2024-25. They might actually get relegated at this rate 😜

I am not watching the game live as the kids wanted to go to a KPop Demon Hunters singalong at the movies but, man, all this Eze stuff is so good. A beautiful story and a level raising signing.

My god, it's beautiful.

When did these big transfer stories start being described as ‘Bombas’? It’s really irritating.

Nah I’m actually floating. Not only do I love Eze but snatching him away from Topspurs when it was a one-horse race is so funny.

You could put every drug into my body and they wouldn’t hit like this.

If’s don’t count for points or goals mate 😆

Say what you like about the result, we have a very good record against the big Premier League sides.

We were absolutely dog shit and still won. Against United. Inject it.

It’s 65 minutes into the new season and I am already tired of the refs

Not the best debut from Big Vik. Not too worried as it’s been dodgy across the board.

Fuck this ref man

Need to get Big Vik into the game more but difficult to do that when the final pass is so bad. Get the ball in midfield, keep it and play to his strengths with those runs of his

Relatively poor performance from the Arsenal. Disjointed and sloppy in both attack and defence. Lacking in control in the midfield. Still 1-0 up though.

We need to get a bit of a grip here

A bit sloppy at the back so far. Also need to release some of these passes sooner.

Set Piece FC is back baby!

Glad VAR didn’t get involved there. Get in!

Come on you Gunners!!

Suffice it to say it’s a strong line up and I fancy our chances, but it’s Old Trafford and anything can happen. Predicting a 3-1 Arsenal win.