sylvie 🐌

worst news of the year

food $200
phone $150
rent $800
all these fuckin animal crossing amiibos i bought because i feel bad that they're on clearance $4300
utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

bluesky, the canadian sports app

thank u boston sports fan 🥹🥹 i forgive you for being on my timeline too much

most embarrassing patriots performance i’ve seen all year. i’m almost too ashamed to keep watching

Do you think Bad Bunny will announce Pikmin 5 during the Super Bowl Halftime Show later today?

yes i’m a patriots fan. yes i hate robert kraft and stephan diggs with my whole soul. yes we exist

please stop casting glen powell in things xoxo

'Warhammer' maker Games Workshop has banned the use of AI in its content production and its design process

• A small number of senior managers have experimented with GenAI tools — none are that excited about the technology

• The company plans to hire more human creatives

if it’s ever proven that my purpose on this planet is NOT to be creative and kind every single day, please put the g*n in my mouth for me xoxo

Jack O'Connell was asked why he's not on Instagram

"No spare time ... I've got a garden to tend to"

i say this but also placed the third man in my letterboxd top 4… i’m coping

got a facebook notification saying i should consider joining the Orson Welles Appreciation Group. turns out im actually 80 years old and didn’t know it.

the TTC lady says different things now… how am i supposed to function the same way 😔

it is so painful to have bones. my ribs won’t let me breathe :(

saying “lowkey” and then something that would make you a public enemy

Neither Montana nor California have legalized in-app gambling and the fact that those two very different states agree on this should be a signal to everywhere else.

do you think when you join npr, they give you a new npr-style name?

The live count of Congress members voting on the release of the Epstein Files, as of 2:43 PM on November 18th. There are 427 votes to release them, and only 1 member voted to keep them hidden. 5 have not voted yet.

holy fuck bro

hey so this is genuinely the plot of that one black mirror episode

“Why is literacy important?”

Socioeconomic Politics Nerd: *rambles on about civic engagement, material enrichment, individual well-being, etc*

Joyce Carol Oates: If you are literate, you can drive a billionaire into a mental breakdown!

Vince Gilligan says he will never use ChatGPT and wasn't thinking about AI when he wrote 'Pluribus'

The only way he'd use ChatGPT is if someone 'held a shotgun to my head and made me do it'

(via Polygon)

"they don't know" meme template: the SS Edmund Fitzgerald is standing in the corner with a party hat on and saying "They don't know I'm the pride of the American side" two people dancing: yes we do. there's a song about it two other people dancing: does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person

you jerk off. i nice guy off. we are not the same.

I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!

the level of cruelty some people run with on a daily basis is actually insane. it feels almost comical, but it’s so not.

Not sure who needs to hear this but we landed on the moon

addison barger when i catch you…

scariest part of halloween this year is yoshinobu yamamoto