Bass Pro Shops CEO releasing a video of him getting hooked and pulled from a lake by their new lure
06.03.2026 22:27
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Bass Pro Shops CEO releasing a video of him getting hooked and pulled from a lake by their new lure
sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it
guy who describes talking to and playing with his children as “breaking the fourth wall”
I also blame this clip for it taking me as long to quit smoking as it did
They say some can tell when you have eaten of the malevolent egg and can sense it’s black inky goo taking hold of your senses
Bebe is one of the best performances in sitcom history
me watching weekend at bernies: man I wish I was dead
Eating a malevolent egg and being filled with malice for anything that’s not asymmetrical
Still from the television show King of the Hill showing a blurry Hank(the screenshot is him mid motion) with bleach blonde hair in Strickland Propane
Walking out of the club like
Saw them breaking down your man’s chitinous outer shell to devour the sweet tender meat hidden within
starship security lockout forgot password
When you assume you make an ass out of u and me
David Cronenberg leaning forward with interest: Realllllly?
a mcdonald's ball pit full of meatballs
Just saw an over confident lurker lurking in broad daylight
The Bluesky Line of Judgment is that anyone who has less posts than you is boring and anyone who has more posts than you is deranged. If they have the exact same amount? Also bad.
koru is wearing a striped tie and grinning
promoted to chief oaf
I don't know maybe this how I find the cult that ruins my life
Hmm I do like money and small decorative pots. I am getting more tempted to email
vasectome?? vasectoyou pal 🫵
Guess it never says he is a therapist just a doctor and a psychic I guess I just assumed because it fixes relationships but maybe it just fixes them with like mind power blast the infidelity right out of his cerebellum
Psychic therapist*
Please don't email the spam bot therapist
Normally I don't put people on blast but this is the weirdest fucking bot lol
Letting an account I just followed smell my hand before I riff in their replies
Just want to reiterate that everything is fine and that if you get a phone call from someone who sounds exactly like you you should talk to them, they are probably cool
My cat always tries to bite my phone when I'm using it and I am starting to think maybe he is trying to save me
Mr. Damnlol
Hell yeah brother
It was so good it fooled me! *big smile while blood pours from his inner lip*
Bass Pro Shops CEO releasing a video of him getting hooked and pulled from a lake by their new lure
