Cassie 🥞🍗 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius

good morning i guess

And for the lady, perhaps a dude who isn't the full embodiment of a sexist pig?

Some people use automatic email signature blocks that just say “tks” or “rgds” and I hate them.

I was startled awake by the sound of a cat yowling. Long story short, a tree, metal ladder, four scratches, and a torrential downpour later, the cat is safe.

Lol Good Night, besties. 🩷

"So you see, you cocky little fucker, that not all is as it seems," said Frog.

"But I jus—"

"Just what? Just assumed that a kind person meant a weak person, then proceeded to fuck around and find out how wrong you were?"

"I'm sorry," said Toad.

"Then fucking act like it. Change your behavior."

Btw, someone called me annoying for doing this exact thing. No, honey. You believing that showing concern for others is some kind of weakness, when in fact there is nothing further from the truth, is annoying. And just to be perfectly clear, that thought pattern hurts more than just you.

I really do appreciate the folks who bother to check in on someone rather than slap a suicide hotline on the matter like a fucking Band-Aid. Y'all are the real MVPs. 🩷

Kind of want to sleep, kind of want to go for a late-night stroll.

For those of you who seem worried about me because of my trauma posts:

"Check on your trans frie-" No. Give them money. Hire them. Buy them a video game.

A reminder that Operation Epic Fury is the actual name they chose to go with, and they went full-throttle with their entire chests when they did that. If we weren't the laughingstock of the world before, boy oh boy, do I have some bad news for you.

Thanks!

The Origins of the Phrase “Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps” The phrase “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” originated shortly before the turn of the 20th century. It’s attributed to a late-1800s physics schoolbook that contained the exam…

Mentioned in the Wikipedia article for Bootstrapping. A little more detail here: uselessetymology.com/2019/11/07/t...

Lmao I still need a few more years before I'm there

Imagine that.

"The best way out is always through." No it's not. That's a fucking lie. Don't believe the hype. Lol But once you get through, you have lots of stories to tell, and the sense of humor that helped you survive Hell.

Do you have a link to an article? Because that sounds interesting.

Opinions are his own and so on and so forth, or whatever the professional world makes him say lol

Double it and pass it to the next guy lol

He's a psychiatrist and neuroscientist. Booyah, dork in my DMs.

Your daily reminder:

Lmao

My sister rescued a new pom. He's inbred and his name is Sandwich

Hallelujah, brother. Well said.

Now stop treating good folks like shit.

So, yeah, since I have so much trauma against which to stack life, life isn't so bad now. I rather enjoy life these days, actually, and as long as I have my snacks and basic needs met, I have everything I could ever want. There's beauty is simplicity, folks. You just have to look for it.

Think I'm gonna go stare at the sky for a while. Be back later, homies.

a man in a white shirt and tie is eating a piece of food ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is eating a piece of food

Lol Okay, that's enough. But just know that it was so much worse than what you know. But I mean, hey, at least he wasn't a pervert. So there's that.

Some of y'all weren't forced to wash dishes for hours until your hands cracked and bled and it really shows.