07.03.2026 20:17
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God damn.
Nailed it.
✔️
The Gen X willingness to do anything for love (but not do that)
This reminds me of my favorite Primitive Radio Gods song, “Standing in front of a Gay Bar Toilet With a Broken Cock Ring In My Hand”
#humpday
Alan Carr telescopes his butt toward Joe Marler’s wiener
(Not OC, from Ballcarrier (IG))
Heavy is the bear that wears the CPAP
I just got woofed again by SuckMyAss. It was not a successful icebreaker.
I woke up thinking of summer on this 20 degree #tummytuesday
Yeah I’m into BDSM, FF & DP — Big Deli Sandwich Meals with French Fries & a Dr Pepper!! 😂😂 the United States government is the world’s largest terrorist organization
I can’t claim to be an expert on the motivations of ghosts, but when I consider my possible future existence as one, I feel pretty confident that this would not make me want to be somewhere else.
You’re playing checkers and I’m playing with your balls
Sorry to hear your esophagus is out of commission. Will that qualify you for unemployment benefits?
Furry fat guy, tits out, grey all over.
Having a spank bank that resides entirely in the unmodified pages of the JC Penney catalog
Fat man lounges on a couch, daydreaming about fat men on couches
Inquisitive head tilt / Enthusiastic nod.
Gratuititties.