Pícara

Next time you grab him up, take his head, folded gently under his wing and rock him to sleep

Then very gently put him on the ground. He’ll wake up and fall over. It’s hysterical.

Then maybe he won’t be an asshole anymore

Oh, the irony

Today he’s helping police, but I guarantee on January 6, He was rooting for the other side.

He’s a former navy seal. So…..

He’s gonna write a book about it.

How I tackled the Marine in the hallway and saved the entire US Congress - it’s just a working title

I’ve become the queen of it

Just a new salt and pepper shaker from Amazon.
In the box one of the shakers had no bottom unit.

Back it went.

I’ve begun accepting the fact that sometimes. Just be ready so print out that return label

Then send the new one back.
That’s how I play it

Been there
Done that

Her FACE 😂😂😂

Why. Is our air space not safe ??
Why are we praying ? And for what? I’m confused 🤔

Best boi

Cats are a different kettle
Of fish

Am guilty of having had a Saab Viggen turbo - fasted thing ever besides my Mustang

I blew a piston and put a new half block and clutch in it.

I loved that car

The kiddo called it “G” force

Came here to express that exact sentiment

I’d get behind that …. I’m good with serpentine belts and brakes

My old bones wouldn’t allow me to fit in one either .

🤣🤣

I miss my dander bearers. But. That’s where I am in life now

I just borrow my neighbor’s dander

Oh, he looks like a dickie do

His stomach sticks out more than his dickie do

Bullseye

That’s just sad

But I get where you’re coming from

They r too cute

🤣🤣

Look more like the ED club (erectile dysfunction)

He got in coz he took a leap of faith 🤣

One of my favorites

I wish I could have watched it. Her face is epic during these hearings

Y’all - the only thing we have going for is the complete IDOICY & INCOMPETENCE of this administration - fin

Yes. Grateful for the Allie’s

Morning Gunny

All the women that support them knew

🤣🤣

Think I’m to stumbling drunk
Not blind drunk yet.
And screw the men’s hockey team

I actually tried that - ummmmm the resident geese here DID NOT get that message 🤣🤣

Don’t think I’ve ever run that fast !

So ICE is only responsible for 50% of the Minneapolis shootings ?