Kristina

The world is on fire, buy the cookbook.

Same to you

I accepted. I don’t see much either just friends, of which I now have four 😭

Some more state media for him. Pretty soon it will be everything.

I’m sure tiktok is already paying him by buying his crypto or gold shoes.

Was it all just a PR stunt for the inauguration? Look Daddy Trump saved TikTok. 🙄

It’s so gross how they are kowtowing and you know he made it a stipulation that his name be there as the saviour.

Right? Like, are you sure about that?

Oh yes we will melt those down immediately.

I was thinking this. Would it be like Cuba after the embargo? 🤣

I know 😢 but I like their land mass so we can make them a non voting territory. Just because it’s Canada doesn’t mean we have to be nice.

I was nominated for a women in leadership training when I first made the executive team at my job and it basically was a two day course on how to be a man. It felt like they were trying to groom us rather than help us.

Did you reach them on their rotary phones because we know email is out.

Is anyone on Storygraph? I can’t seem to build community there the way I have on goodreads. I’m bookish_kristina there if anyone is interested. #booksky #storygraph #romancereaders

It’s certainly cow-towing, and definitely give ‘don’t worry, daddy will fix everything’ vibes.

Anything touching the Pacific is ours. I like Alaska too, as a land mass. I’ve always thought it should have been ours.

Of course.

We will only take the mountains. The people will be mass deported to Florida.

We will unite all the Rocky Mountains. We love mountains. Come have some maple syrup and rest your weary bones, bones that can be x-rayed without mortgaging your house.

*our. Grrr why can’t we edit here?

We will feed you are superior fruit loops and give you a free MRI. Start learning Celsius now to prepare.

Bragging about two failures is not a flex. You want your White House burned down again, go for it. Also, look up why the Geneva conventions were invented. We were considered unpredictable savages, patient and merciless. Come for us, even our geese don’t fuck around.

We can arrange for an annexing. How ‘bout the entire West coast joins us?

Rules for thee but not for me is the Republican mantra.

When it’s not 12 inches but it smells like a foot, wash your balls. 🧼

The theme should be DARVO and gaslighting.

Thanks 🙏. I don’t know if they have a usage limit. It was only like maybe three books a month so not overly crazy. I don’t even know what ambient noises are in ABs but I like cinematic like sound effects.

I really abused my audible membership this year. Yay me! #audiobooks #audiblestats

Build the wall on the southern border 🇨🇦