Rachel

Bananas Foster is Australian for Bananas Beer.

Please don't put your butthole on me and other things I say to my cat

An economy tanking under Pedophile Trump.

Who could have known?

This though. 😅And though he says to love everyone and be a helper he really meant to spread hate and fear by banning love and people simply being who they are and helping only means converting people to think the same way.

Today I’m sharing something very personal.

My city.
My streets.
My memories.

And the people who are no longer there.

Recording this made me cry.

Let’s take a walk through my hometown together.

Watch it for free.
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Morning, friends.

I’m alive.
But last night was terrible.

russia launched 29 missiles
And 480 shaheds over Ukraine -
Tsirkons, Kalibrs, Iskanders -
At peaceful cities,
At people sleeping in their homes.

They were all i love jesus so much and i was all are you ok? I think we have a pill for that.

So many things one could say about worldwide happenings though holy shit seems to cover just about everything.

It’s so weird how I’m the only one who has correct takes yet everyone hates me.

who called it horse shit when whinny the poo was right there

Co-op sent me a survey because i haven't been grocery shopping there and i happily replied i simply no longer support alberta farmers.

If Rural Alberta is going to inflict the Conservatives on us along with this separation bullshit despite it being detrimental to us all i won't support local.

Yeah i don't think i'll ever catch an episode.

PS. Smoking tiny cigarettes is not quitting on smoking.

Its a very pretty city at the start of the okanagan valley.. pretty sure everyone there just grows a mullet and goes boating though.

I'm in touch with my inner child just means I do a lot of dumb shit for my age

"Does Pinocchio have a wooden dick?" Is not an appropriate way to answer "yes" to questions. Apparently.

me: I’ll just lie down for 5 minutes
my body: ok we will now enter a mysterious state that is worse than sleep but also not rest

But have you tried raining on someone else’s parade about it

I have just heard of a thing called Canada Shore so i looked it up.

Not shocked its filmed in Kelowna is all i can say.

Canada shore?

According to my 7 year old: Penguins are fancy ducks.

I'll never call them anything else.

Was trying to buy a small handheld weed volcano so i can smoke weed and not smell like weed but somehow i bought a IQOS which has tiny odourless cigarettes instead.

Got my worldview from some half read tabloid stories and some obscure Trotskyite pamphlet.

Bunch of freakshows they are.

"We are freeing Iran from religious fanatics".

A prayer for Trump in the White House.

Donald Trump is the most prolific serial killer in American history.

It ain't even close.

Yelling cat.

the great thing about the internet is that we have access to so much information

the shit thing about the internet is that we have access to so much information

i talk a lot of shit for someone who doesn't really talk a lot

“Trans children are perfect.”