rachel caaw

@ermdracula.com

feeling horribly depressed what a great time to start using tik tok again

any of y'all gouache painters have a starter set/brand recommendation?

im sad and this will help

i did it

ann from arrested development has christian black cat energy thank you for coming to my tedx talk

yeah sorry i wasnt paying attention i keep thinking about painting glastonbury and building a castle around it

ice spice coulda been the milli vanilli of bhad bhabie. i wonder who's president in that timeline

this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like

dearest queer people of denver, i got offered free guest list for any friends at this queergxrl event im vending at, lmk 🤝 brave the meager snow

ah yes The Eternal Panic™️

i often spend time with a toddler chaos demon who sneezes directly into my face and yesterday typed some of his favorite shaped letters into bluesky. one of those things is good to share and the other is not

so im probably going to be masking in public again for a while and bringing out one of the plague dr style masks i made during the full plague years for fun events. but like i don't see people wearing them often anymore? even people who've told me they have autoimmune concerns?

mmjnjgh

lots of "tiny" art shows have a size guideline that goes up to like 6"x6" and um excuse me but that isn't tiny! i've been making tiny paintings for jewelry pieces and it makes me so salty lol just call it small!

i can always gauge how bad a mood im actually in by if the windshield cleaning guys believe me when i say no thanks

oh kind of! it has speed adjustment which i really like but not hold down for 2x. the thumbnail is square and doesn't give an option to adjust that but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ vid plays full size

let's find out if bsky is a good video platform

i set an alarm to remind myself to text people back every day and forgot i changed the alarm tone to the power rangers dino power theme song cuz it's textin time and that's the best power rangers theme i know i listened to all of them

see you in my dreams where i will be purchasing chicken salad

i don't have a lot of language pet peeves anymore cuz i love me some descriptivism and most worked their way out of my system

but gods help me weary getting mixed up with wary still grinds my gears

hello i am quite pissed off today how are you

i don't really need a bingo card for my 2025 predictions it would just say "1996 with wifi"

i wish all new yorkers a very happy 'talking loudly about jury nullification' season

HOWEVER
I DO THINK ITS PINK TAX OR SOMETHING THAT THE BIOTIN ONE HAS FEWER TEA BAGS THAN THE VALERIAN ONE

y'know tea brand i give you a lot of shit for starting as a cult picking flowers in the woods but you really popped off with this girl dinner blend and tension tamer too thank you for facilitating my low key fixation on b vitamins

hot take
wrestling and drag are on the same spectrum but boxing is not

not host or hostess but hostussy

we all know the real reason will smith got away with the slap is cuz he invented the concept of wikis

maneater by nelly furtado in the streets, maneater by hall n oats in the sheets

the audacity of this baby to look me right in the eyes and go ooga booga goo goo ga ga