Cosplayer auf der Connichi-Bühne. Text: Showacts — jetzt bewerben!
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01.03.2026 13:00
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Für meine BA-Thesis suche ich nach im Erwachsenenalter mit ADHS diagnostizieren Frauen, die zu einem Interview bereit wären.
Wenn ihr selbst so eine Frau seid oder eine kennt, schreibt mich gerne an oder teilt die Nachricht.
16.02.2026 18:25
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"Oh," the emperor of the galaxy said, "what happened to that monkey world?"
"Our agents infiltrated them some eight thousand years ago."
"Have they taken over the world?"
"Not yet."
The emperor licked a paw and started washing his ears.
"I'll still count it as one of mine," he purred.
11.02.2026 15:13
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War für mich durchaus relevant. Das mag oberflächlich sein, aber ich fand es sehr hilfreich zumindest ganz grob sehen zu können was mich erwartet.
08.02.2026 17:57
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"The blood was only ever a means to an end," the vampire confessed in the interview.
"To what end?" the reporter asked.
"Blood carries vigor, life force, vital energy. That's what we feed on."
"So how do you get it, if not through blood?"
"These days, we make doom scrolling apps to drain it."
24.01.2026 10:52
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Here ya go. Enjoy Cats vs Bears😂😂😂
22.01.2026 04:13
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20.01.2026 23:11
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Eine DB Cargo Lok (185 077-5) mit der Sonderlackierung "Stahl auf Stahl" in Feueroptik in einer eisigen Umgebung
Durch kluge Züge auf den Eisernen Thron.
19.01.2026 13:13
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Neee, mach mal nicht! 🥲🧑⚕️
21.12.2025 13:30
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Der alte Hobbit...
21.12.2025 10:55
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KI - Wenn du Denken auf wish bestellst.
17.12.2025 20:13
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Jops! Hier! Ich!
10.12.2025 21:58
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23.08.2025 18:19
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"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
26.11.2025 14:41
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are both very old, walking somewhere together, as text above them narrates.
Narration: If we both go deaf when we're old, let's hope we go together.
Frowning in mild confusion, Blue and Green discuss something very loudly.
Narration: Yelling when we talk just to hear our own voices. Wondering out loud why the world has gone so quiet now.
Next door, a reddish neighbour fox is on the floor, pressing a pillow over their ears, trying to ignore the loud conversation.
Narration: While our neighbours wish that they could also live in our quiet, private little world.
26.11.2025 12:14
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Endlich ist das Eis mal nicht schon geschmolzen wenn man beim Nachtisch ankommt!
23.11.2025 22:55
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Definitiv Engelbert! (gesendet bekleidet mit 90% e.s.)
04.11.2025 22:17
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking. Blue listens intently as Green goes on talking as he talks, leading the way.
Green: Once we get home, I'll read a book, weave two baskets, re-arrange the pantry, learn esperanto-
Blue interrupts Green, who turns to listen.
Blue: That's quite a list. Are you sure you're being completely realistic?
Green takes a momentary pause from being cartoonish, being now depicted as a painstakingly detailed and shaded painting of a fox, with fur texture, whiskers and all.
Extremely realistic Green: Of course.
Returning back to normal, Green keeps walking. Blue follows, looking at Green with suspicion.
Blue: How long did it take you to draw that gag?
Green: A lot longer than I am willing to admit.
17.10.2025 11:49
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There was a 'womp' sound from the yard. I looked out the window.
Where the large pile of leaves had been, a dragon sat.
"Oi!" I called.
"The hoard was unguarded," the dragon said. "I claim it."
Every damn year. It'll leave once the leaves lose their golden hue. Meanwhile, I can't order takeaway.
17.10.2025 14:35
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- Leberkäse
- Scheuermilch
- Sonnenmilch
- Katzenzungen
- Kinderschokolade
- Milchmäuse
- Christlich demokratische/soziale Union
Es gibt unzählige Dinge, die nicht das enthalten, was drauf steht, aber am Veggi-Schnitzel geht die Welt zu Grunde. 🙄
07.10.2025 21:32
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DAMN I just realized a major marker of our generational divide is whether you:
- Come up with several short search terms encompassing the main subjects and string them together b/c you were trained on encyclopedia and fucking Dewey decimal
OR
- Type a wholeass sentence into the search bar
05.10.2025 06:17
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Crack würde ich jetzt nicht sagen, aber wenn fundierte Erfahrung reicht kann ich gerne versuchen zu helfen.
04.10.2025 19:42
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Wo warst du?
20.09.2025 23:54
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Willkommen in meiner Welt! XD
20.09.2025 23:52
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches as Green is packing a suitcase.
Blue: Do I have to come to your friend's wedding, too?
Green: No.
Green turns to look at Blue.
Green: You're invited, but not expected.
Blue's expression turns to an incredulous frown.
Blue: What does that mean?
Green reaches towards Blue, and they kiss.
Green: It means you can come if you want to, but they know that you won't want to.
See you all next monday!
17.09.2025 11:54
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Ich finde den Gedanken interessant. Leider kennst du mein Arbeits-Selbst.
11.09.2025 14:35
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Wir rufen regelmäßig auf der Arbeit an und schicken Bilder von unseren Katzen auf unseren Körpern als Beleg für die AU.
22.08.2025 09:10
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Aber Pausen sind gelb! 😱
17.08.2025 23:08
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Screenshot einer Choosy Suche nach Herzhaftem Snack. Unter den Ergebnissen: "Hundeleckerlies"
Danke Choosy...
16.08.2025 13:03
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