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Jason Martyn

@nfora

Senior Security Engineer in Detection Engineering, aficionado of terrible science fiction novels, puppet of the algorithm. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ living and working in Silicon Valley. Blue Jays, Canucks, Jaguars. Avatar generated by Midjourney.

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Can everyone just not do anything suspicious on the internet today so I can get to the weekend? Thanks.

06.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A man comforting a child who is burned out, telling him this is only how burn out he is "so far"

A man comforting a child who is burned out, telling him this is only how burn out he is "so far"

Only the truth from this account....

27.02.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That position coach grade pretty much has to mean issues at multiple positions, right? I’ll be curious to see if any additional staff changes turn up.

27.02.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

During the season I don’t think I realized just how many total games #jaguars 2025 draft class missed. 2 guys missed the entire season, 2 more missed about half the season, and 2 more missed at least meaningful time that likely affected their development. All these guys are coming back.

17.02.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The story of the first half to me is the return of self-imposed mistakes. Too many unforced errors. #jaguars

11.01.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My 3rd in-person #jaguars game of the year, and it’s a playoff game. We beat the 49ers and the Raiders with me in the stands, that clearly must mean something, right?

11.01.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s going to be fists thrown before the end of this game #jaguars

04.01.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a lot of money and years for CVL. I appreciate what he’s done this year, but that looks like a deal we could regret in October of year 1. #jaguars

03.01.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I liked being aggressive, but the play call reminded me of 2024; it felt like Coen was trying to outsmart our opponents instead of just executing.

25.11.2025 18:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks …

20.11.2025 03:26 πŸ‘ 3477 πŸ” 633 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 71

Real pressure and sacks. Trevor throwing downfield. The playbook opening up for Meyers.

16.11.2025 16:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was reading a not-particularly-well-written far future science fiction novel from Kindle Unlimited this week when a rogue β€œChatGPT said:” turned up in the text. I’m not sure if I was more disappointed I was reading an LLM’s work product or that the editor missed it.

14.11.2025 14:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I wonder if they saw receiver as the team’s biggest weakness or if it was just the most impactful one they could find an acceptable trade for.

04.11.2025 22:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Jays didn’t get it done, but the Jags are 2-0 this year when I’m in the stands. Maybe I should go to Arizona and Denver after all?

03.11.2025 16:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are problems all over the place but the team fixed my biggest concern from last year, and is winning their share of one score games. It’s amazing we have a legitimate shot at the playoffs in Coen’s first year. The offseason will be fascinating as I expect a lot of turnover.

03.11.2025 16:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I get to watch the Jags win in person, and the Jays get it done and win the division. A good Sunday, I think.

28.09.2025 23:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a good bit of wind out here today that’s worth watching out for. #jaguars

28.09.2025 19:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Reading material:

www.nsa.gov/Press-Room/P...

27.08.2025 15:01 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"

23.02.2025 21:12 πŸ‘ 5346 πŸ” 1489 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 94

I first encountered this with YouTube creators trying to avoid demonetization. It might be the first time I noticed the influence of big tech on language development (even if it had been happening for years by then).

04.08.2025 16:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll say yes, but that assumes that the system owner’s cooperation counts. I’d rather work with and through the system owner.

07.07.2025 15:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you want to understand more about being Bipolar this comic is really helpful.

06.07.2025 18:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet it’s just a lazy timer or counter too, not a sensor telling you that your dinner exploded.

18.06.2025 00:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There will be significant effects on national security from these CISA budget & personnel cuts.
There has also been a general sharp downturn in cyber spending & jobs across the board in the private sector.
The net effect is a nation weakening as attacks increase.

02.06.2025 15:10 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mountains and waterfalls overlooking Hanalei Bay.

Mountains and waterfalls overlooking Hanalei Bay.

Kauai is beautiful.

17.05.2025 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey DFIR Peeps! I am hiring incident responders in two locations - Boulder, CO and Sunnyvale, CA. It'd be hard to find a bigger CSIRT with more scope and more interesting stuff to do than this one. :D

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25.04.2025 22:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's 2025 - please stop using the terms whitelisting and blacklisting. Yes, I know many of these terms were acceptable when you were growing up.

Continuing to use them today shows you're unable to adapt to change, which particularly in high-change environments like cybersecurity, is NOT a good look

02.04.2025 12:54 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

C, but I’d take a pretty lopsided offer to get out of that spot. Surely someone gives up something for Sanders.

26.03.2025 12:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Serious question: How many RSA Conference participants from outside the US will pull out, not willing to risk denied entry or detention?

Related question: How many actually are denied entry or detained? We'll probably never know the first number, but the second number won't be zero...

19.03.2025 23:19 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1