Lumbogg

pretty sure they’re called “bleets” over here

ASTRO GOAT #GAMEAWARDS

#ShowThemToes

Doc told me to eat an apple a day, think I got the wrong one tho

📷 IPad Pro (2nd Generation, 512GB)

Like this post if you think we should fill Elon Musk with helium like a balloon and watch him float up into the sky

I will be eating one lucky follower today

When will they make purplesky

Thank you, tilday.

CHECK OUT MY AWESOME FUCKING TITS BRO

Thank you I shave daily

Here’s a lumbogg edit for everyone ❤️

Dude.

1 more follower and I reach 200 friends ❤️🐝🦭

I’m tweeting now

Arcane if they were all dogs: barkane

Maybe drop a follow too if you’re following like that

What do we call tweets here

Being Jewish is so hard sometimes man I’ve got weather manipulation at noon and then space laser training at 4pm

Everyone please look at Mabel

Giving away my hand in marriage at 1k followers

Like this post if you’re chill like that

imagine if it was called grusky and your followers were called “minions”

He’s in a coma, Ms. Griffin

Jealous?

Why are you so mean

Tapping in. 🦭

It’s actually so nice not seeing shitty right-wing grummz tweets every 4 minutes

I’m the last real incel left

Let’s get some follows going 👀👀👀

*flirting* my little sweet chungus