Jonathan Zoia

If anyone sees my boss, I am working very hard. I am not just laying in my bed by the window enjoying the breeze after a nice long shower

And a lot of our schools, when we are children, have the marines come in and teach our physical education classes. “Pain is weakness leaving the body”

I almost decide and then I completely change my mind so I totally understand so I just stay put

I mean outside of Scots and Frisian it is one of the closest relatives

Of course! This and an ice pack on my forehead at bedtime have changed my life. Just take it when you want to start getting sleepy. It doesn’t actually make you sleepy but it helps reset your cortisol levels by some mechanism I don’t understand

Yes. If I could on my alt I would just have everything labeled as adult so I never mess up. The few times I did I felt terrible

It’s a bit silly to me that I can set it to stop me from posting without alt text but it can’t ask if I need to apply labels. I do it 99% of the time and if not I delete as quickly as humanly possible but some people are not careful and genuinely do try. Others it’s obvious they just don’t bother

Hahaha. I more love when couples make fun of each other. My big regret that my husband has almost zero socials presence

Highly for sleep. But magnesium glycinate if that’s the goal

Oh my god. Please follow him around the neighborhood and reproduce EVERY selfie

The amount of times that I have to return to the room where I first had a thought to remember the thought again is disturbing

I do feel like I spend my time running across the street to avoid organizations I happily support without being pestered

I need somebody uplifting to take me away, babe!

The whole neighborhood knows I need “a lover who knows me” at this point. Dreamlover has been wedged in my head for like 3 full days

My husband was like, oh she must not have meant, and my brother and I were like “nope, she knew exactly what she was saying and thought it was hilarious”

Angel’s trip 🙄 she is a snooze to me

When she joins them at the reunion, she comes out swinging. Hilarious. I literally screamed at what she says to Wendy

I know! It’s a bummer. I keep a separate account for a reason! I love everyone’s naughty posts but have to be ready lol

I’m waiting for my Dad to get back from the restroom, getting antsy, my extremely religious Mom says, “the good thing about your dad is that he’s quick and the bad thing about your dad is that he’s quick” 🙈

Double lunch. Love it

The sundae might be melty but I’m omw lol

A nice walk in the forest preserve was just what the doctor ordered

Now, who needs stuff from Costco?

Even when someone deserves it I feel bad for the rest of my life

He freaked out, I had no idea what was happening. It was quite farcical for a minute before I was like “oh I just watered that plant and the drip tray is overflowing”

It’s like when I overflowed one of my plants at the same moment my husband drilled into the adjacent wall. For a brief moment something has gone massively awry

I was super addicted to TJ’s frozen Mac and cheese until I realized I was eating 2 servings 😆

Now we have Markwayne Mullin 😩

I am currently reading The Correspondent by Virginia Evans and it keeps getting more lovely by the page (and I keep needing a break for a little cry)

Has anyone else read it? What else are we reading? This book was on my holds list for months so let me know what I need to request next

#booksky

It just dawned on me that my husband, my good ex and I are all on my brothers mobile plan. Talk about an ally hahaha