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@uhlyssuh

Cats. Plants. Doc Martens. Thrifting. Vidja games.๐ŸŒป

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I know most people tune this stuff out but there are 4 different people who I know personally (who do not know each other) who are seriously ill and/or hospitalized right now due to COVID or Long COVID related issues. Protect your health. Protect your family. Mask up this holiday season.

16.12.2025 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 374 ๐Ÿ” 132 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

As of this morning I am no longer employeed at @Wowhead

It was a good run, I made many friends, and I fought to make it a better site all around, I had a lot of fun, but my position became irrelevent.

So if anyone has any leads on any community jobs, toss them my way.

15.12.2025 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I've gone over my allowed skeets for the year. But now that I've gotten that off of my B-cups...

The boys are wearing muscle shirts today because they've been lifting weights. We're going to have protein shakes and do some cardio now.

25.10.2025 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Anywho, have the life you deserve โœจYou definitely should pursue therapy.

25.10.2025 15:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And crazy that you have a ton of smoke for me on TikTok and social media and threaten to 'tell all of my secrets' but what secrets are they? Tell the class.

Because the only thing that I'm embarrassed about is trusting that you changed.

25.10.2025 15:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Also calling a Black woman a 'man' because they don't meet your standards of 'being a woman' is misogynoir.

Yeah, I saw it. Recorded it in case you try to deny it because you couldn't stand on 10 and deleted it.

25.10.2025 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kinda like the most recent one where I was called a man because I choose not to have kids and that I don't know 'real pain' because I've never experienced child birth.

A 3 minute TikTok rant about 3 of your closest (ex) friends because we can't respond to your texts b/c we have responsibilities.

25.10.2025 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some of y'all love to pocket and time watch Black women instead of shutting the fuck up and understanding that Black women literally built the world around you while raising your kids and being denied nice things.

Read "Woman, Race and Class" by Angela Davis and stop being cops.

18.10.2025 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I witnessed a Black woman on threads gushing about some vanilla beans that her neighbor gave her and OF COURSE some white woman had to come call her a liar because she used a stock photo rather than a photo of the vanilla beans in her house.

Because HEAVEN FORBID we have something nice.

18.10.2025 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unless the answer to any of those is 'Yes' and you're depositing money into my bank account, go to hell and kiss my hairy black ass on the way down.

16.10.2025 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's 'leave Black women alone' until you want them to do emotional labor and when they don't it's 'she's so mean. she's so angry. she's RUDE!'

As if I don't have responsibilities and a full time job that comes before you? You payin' these bills? You cleaning litterboxes? You helping mom w/ appts?

16.10.2025 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My work laptop is on the fritz so how y'all doin. Me? Busy. Ilu. Bye.

15.10.2025 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My new stationary obsession is collecting fountain pens. Thank you for your time.

13.09.2025 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Monday through Wednesday = ITS TOO DAMN HOT :( :( :(
Wednesday through Friday = RAIN IN THE FORECAST :) :) :)

13.08.2025 23:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one of the workers apparently was super angry that they had to do extra work to pave over the dicks.

CRAZY HOW IF YOUD FILLED THE POTHOLES FROM START THIS WOULDNT EVEN BE AN ISSUEEEE!

30.07.2025 04:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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30.07.2025 04:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fastest response ive ever seen im painting dicks on EVERYTHING

30.07.2025 04:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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30.07.2025 04:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Portland has a pothole issue and the people are frustrated with it to the point that a street artist had been painting them into dicks.

When I tell you, those potholes were filled the next day.

30.07.2025 04:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Throwing rocks, hiding your hands and being diabolically disgusting towards people because you're not getting the attention you want is weirdo bitch behaviour.

29.07.2025 00:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Found a comedy/quirky show on Netflix that I can stomach without hating every character and Lena Dunham is in the credits.

28.07.2025 04:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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27.07.2025 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't see anything.

27.07.2025 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today in just PDX things, I traded 2 jars of homemade pasta sauce for 4lbs of worm shit.

26.07.2025 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸŽถ Whole lotta people playing victim and villain at the same timeEeEEeeEeEe ๐ŸŽต

26.07.2025 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hah! Literally saw that and thought of you. Hope you're well, Monte. <3

23.07.2025 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The art of not putting everything online for consumption by strangers.

Study it.

23.07.2025 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Costco has Rainier cherries and yes, I bought two 2 pound boxes of them.

08.07.2025 23:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guys, everyone deserves human rights. Yes, even folks in non-blue states and immigrants too.

28.06.2025 22:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0