Siggy Schnauzer feat. Heather La Tux

Love you all 😍

DeeeeEEEEEE*L*I*S*H!!!
👏 😋 👏

#SchnauzerGang
#DogsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky

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Ooooh THAT'S GOOD! 👏 👏

No post-baff robe?
= ROBbEd!

No post-baff carrot cigar?
= TREAT-ed appallingly!

😲

Yeah, buddies! I shall tell them exactly this!

"Dewy & Rocky said, don't you know who I am? And I should have my own key!".

Practice. Repeat. Recite. BARK 😆

Suddenly started limping (badly) early morning so stayed in bed but ate his breakfast (=meds) thenwent to the vets. 🌈 a few hours later 😞

Oh Henri, we're so sorry 😢💔

Brennan's was quick but he didn't suffer too much (already on pain killers for arthritic front leg).

He was suddenly limping on his back leg. Vet thought dislocated hip but x-rays showed cancer had broken his femur so we didn't bring him round from the anaesthetic 😭

So very sorry. I lost my furbro (Brennan The Cat) to osteosarcoma 5 weeks ago 😞

This is a lovely photo, so smiley ❤️

So, so sorry 😞 💔

D'oh! How could I forget?

#DogsOfBluesky
#DogSky

'Tis me, #SiggySchnauzer, forlorn for no lawn 😞 Someone shut the gate so not Friday Tumble for me 😞 I'm standing at the entrance to the pub garden. It's my favourite pub (but then again, I tell them ALL that they're my favourite 😍 but I do have a very soft spot for the one that gave me a sausage on Xmas Eve while Ma, Pa, Granny and Aunt had a festive lunch. Not this pub, I'd like them to note, but they do give me gravy bones.). Anyway, today my way in is barred by a black metal gate, firmly shut. Then again, it is a bit early!

'Tis me, #SiggySchnauzer, looking forlorn at Ma - for no lawn 😞 Someone shut the gate so not Friday Tumble for me 😞 I'm standing at the entrance to the pub garden. I'ma bit hairy and apparently it Gee Arr Oh Oh Em day tomorrow, whatever that means. Pa says it means PUB. Oh goodie! Anyway, today my way in is barred by a black metal gate, firmly shut. Then again, it is a bit early!

<sigh>'Tis me, #SiggySchnauzer, searching for a #FridayFurjazzle to replace the one I *just* lost 😞 Shame cos it was a lovely colour and I had it in *just* the right spot of my beard for all who met me to enjoy </sigh>

#SchnauzerGang pals, happy #Friyay!

Well, nearly "happy" 😞 I found a great #FridayFurjazzle on my walk but lost it so no photo of that, soz.

So I went to the pub 👀 and guess what???!!!

#WhoLockedTheDogOut? Who who who who?!?!
🎶 👂🪱 🎵

#PupsterHailsEarWorms

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She's emailed her MP 👀

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Choose who you want to contact then ping them a message.

Easy peasy, she says 👍

Oh yes! Hedgesows and hedgeboars 👍 But autocorrect ain't built for that - I get hedgerows and... hedgehogs 👀

Mebbe I'll give up on my solo campaign to rewrite the science of British wildlife and... go for a walk 😁 Plan!

Now I've checked my PA's work on Hedgehog food!

...They also eat worms and insects. Hoos can buy PROPER hedgehog food, although cat food is "OK" if a hog is in dire straits - or as a supplement but ideally not the main source 🤔

Q: why aren't girl hedgehogs called hedgepigs? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Oh don't worry, you're a dog and us dogs are NEVER mistaken! 😁

(Granted, PAs have been known to mistype but hey! 👀)

Soz Pal but... I was being polite! No "marginally" at all. I meant...

"people soup is A LOT LESS YUK than Hugo Forest Soup*".

There. Said it! 🤢 🤮 🤢

*unless there's some pony pattage in there - then your soup is YUM!

She says...

🤢

...and I love your Wild Oz Lessons With Bobby 👏 👏

Ooh! Hedgehogs eat slugs & snails (& cat food, when foraging is tricky for them - hoos like to help out as they're in serious decline in the UK).

I thought your echidna was hedgehog-like (same rolling into spiny balls) but you said they lay eggs - hogs birth live young... called hoglets 😍

We need your help 🙂

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People Soup (aka hot tubs) is marginally less worse that Hugo Forest Soup :/

I know! We're still in shock!

Ma had NO IDEA and is now on the rampage 😳

Wasted Wind Britain wastes millions a day switching off wind turbines. See how much has been wasted today, and in 2025.

UK pals, BBC News report volatility in fuel prices.

Yet Ma found out that wind turbines are being SWITCHED OFF & gas SWITCHED ON when it's too windy cos infrastructure can't cope.

Today cost £5m! Make it make sense? #GreenEnergy @number10cat.bsky.social

£1,467,023,332 in 2025! 😲 wastedwind.energy

💔 yet ❤️ 😍

Mum just said, HOLY 💩 THE STATE OF THAT WATER!!!

Oh My Dog! NO WORDS*! 😭

#SchnauzersSupportingSchnauzersWhoveHadBaths 🐾

*Apart from - "Bet you stink now!"

Ooh you two, good job! Hope you both heal really quickly 🙏 💓

Zip, I hope your scar is Ok... I'm going to the vet about a lump next week 🙏 Hopefully they'll say I'm too old and just leave it! 🙌

You *ARE* too innocent for it to be you, Sophie! 😍