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@lawnsea

40smth solo mom and frontend engineer living in #pdx. longhorn. usaf 2e251 '02-06. i'm here for empathy, kindness, puns, and shitposts πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‘­βœ¨πŸ’…

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Ben Lapidus - PETSMART (Official Music Video)
Ben Lapidus - PETSMART (Official Music Video) YouTube video by BenLapidusVEVO

How hard does this go?
REALLY FUCKING HARD 🀘

Turn it way up.

08.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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The only feature of 1Password that matters is their business dies overnight if they get hacked so they’ve thought harder about security than anyone you know.

You can’t vibe code that in two evenings no matter how much you ask Claude to β€œmake it secure”

07.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 266 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 8

To install Access 97 and Access 2000 on the same machine you needed to rename the Haettenschweiler font.

08.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

"don't wear a band's shirt to their show!!" why in the world not. are you that afraid of people seeing you being enthusiastic about something. grow a soul

08.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

you leftists have such a naive view of the world. there’s no such thing as a failed campaign, only failures of voters.

07.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 154 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ—£οΈπŸ«±πŸ’΅

07.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my first pitch for a star wars film includes a cold open before the opening into roll, full frontal trans woman nudity, triangular lightsabers, and intricate politics of a species made of gas

07.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Challenge for people who believe Claude *is* conscious and use it anyway: Explain how you’re not a slaver.

07.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 2244 πŸ” 496 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 22

penis inspectors are carpetbaggers. "penis inspector" is an oppressive class, like Mormon people or abrosexual people.

07.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘ y'all know we're living in a society of mind!

07.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i look at this the same way i do supernatural claims: i am not so arrogant as to say it's impossible, but extraordinary claims 🀝 extraordinary evidence amirite?

so like 🀯cool thought experiment bro🀯 but i've got 5 tween boys coming over for a slumber party in 5h so i can't join u on this journey πŸ™

07.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i watched this as a little girl and loved it. i'm p sure it's called secret city

07.03.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hank Azaria: today I come before you, America, with proof of who the Zodiac truly was,

Reporter: do it as Wiggum

Hank Azaria, sadly: ok ok, *Wiggum voice* so it was-

Reporter: no do the whole thing as Wiggum, no wait as Moe! Do it as Moe

Hank Azaria: so I was wiping down the bar the other day-

06.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 248 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
I muted the word "Platner"

I muted the word "Platner"

I truly cannot take having to hear any more about the Democratic primary for senate in Maine, a state I have never been to.

06.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 1056 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 7
My Resume - Alice Averlong Wiki

Hiya! Anyone in the SF Bay Area/Remote need a cool programmer for your team? I've been messing with computers for over 30 years now, I can program anything with bits, and I've got a lot of experience with all sorts of different systems, environments, and languages.
wiki.averlong.com/My_Resume

06.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 228 πŸ” 117 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

This is the thing about bathroom bans targeting trans people - assault is already a crime! Indecent exposure is already a crime! And laws that protect trans people don't suddenly make them legal

06.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 1926 πŸ” 405 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4
JavaScript for Everyone by Mat Marquis Every day we build the modern web on the foundation of a future imagined in the 90s, evolved through countless authors and decisions good, bad, and deeply weird. A little grit on the lens is all part ...

Hey, free shipping on JavaScript for Everyone merch today by using FREESHIPPINGFRIDAY at checkout. Rep the `#${!+[]+![]}` programming language in the world* β€” and a pretty good course, if I do say so myself.

cottonbureau.com/p/NHCZJK/shi...
cottonbureau.com/p/BE2DSA/shi...

* For some values of `1`

06.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay I looked it up. β€œbruh” is a bigoted slur against Catholic folks.

06.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

i saw someone ask this for trans women so ... trans men/transmascs only: what's the moment you broke your egg? what's the moment you realized that actually all these thoughts/feelings/desires meant... you were trans?

06.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 3

i once drew a map of the middle east for a friend on a bar napkin and nailed it except i swapped uae and bahrain πŸ’…

06.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ill tell you what helps with this tho, since starting transitioning ive actually started living in and inhabiting my body, caring how it looks, if it lives (and if i do). i want to shape it and feed it and water it well and no longer feel like a brain in a shitty jar i hate. being transmasc rocks

06.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 893 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 2

Alien Earth, the story of a girl who undergoes a transition to save her life and as a result becomes both more powerful than anyone imagined and immediately dehumanized, and so she rejects her humanity and finds home amongst the monsters.

I dunno, if you're a tgirl maybe check it out if you haven't

06.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

just heard a guy on youtube say "in the grand scream of things"

06.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 1718 πŸ” 188 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 35
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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 20596 πŸ” 4379 πŸ’¬ 763 πŸ“Œ 1134

Even people I know and like, people I am pretty sure would use their voice to help me if I ever needed it

play into the deadly sex worker stigma, seemingly unconsciously, when criticizing vile evil women

And while I don't feel like calling them out directly right now and might privately later...

06.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

05.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 4782 πŸ” 773 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 32

"oh no! looks like ur moot has muted u 😬 upgrade to unlock three unmutes per month πŸ—£οΈ"

06.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

turns out noem’s husband was sitting behind her when she was being asked about fucking lewandowski (and refusing to deny it) and now i know there’s a congressional cuck chair

05.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 918 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 2

Firefly: Nathan Fillion Muppet Edition

05.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

and then you add the layer of "im experiencing this new joy while my community is under unprecedented attack and every day another place becomes more unsafe for me and i hear about another trauma a friend or community member has endured"

05.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0