I can’t believe the Closing Ceremonies for the Olympics are in Italian!

Dateline Washington DC. The Federal Government ran out of Stalin banners and was forced to use Trump banners on the Department of “ Justice “. This is a developing story.

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This whole trans thing has gone too far. Now the Olympics have an event just for Biathletes!

We are living in Chumpalot led by the worst and the dimmest

“How’d you like the play Mrs Lincoln?”
“The Dow is over $50,000!”

I bet Bad Bunny is not even his real name

What if we just renamed it “ Dullard Airport” in his honor?

Remember her name: Aliya Rahman

Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.

It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.

ICE MUST GO‼️

Maga are so f*cking stupid...

Measles Are Great Again

Do we have “ ownership papers” for the US?

Pew Research Institute (2023):

• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants

• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants

• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.

And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."

It's *not* about immigration.

At the ‘96 Atlanta Olympics a Hungarian wrestler let me hold his Gold medal for a moment. I guess I need to update my resume to say “ Olympic Gold Medalist.”

The U.S. commits war crime of perfidy, attacking a boat with what looked like a civilian plane.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/u...

Murdering Americans Gleefully Again.

Never forget.

SOON

No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

Dear America , I’m sorry it has come to this but I don’t think it’s going to work out for us. We’ve grown apart and we now want different things. It’s not you , it’s me. I’m sorry but it’s over.

Gather round children and let me tell you a story of a long ago time when there was this thing called the US Congress…

HOME | Trump Kennedy Center

Toby Morton, a 'South Park' alum, bought www.trumpkennedycenter.org months ago on a hunch that the ridiculously vain Donald Trump would rename the Center. Donald’s stupidity is only exceeded by his predictability.

CBS News has been doing some cutting - starting with their own balls

Another day another National embarrassment.

I am 8 feet tall
I am 8 feet tall
I am 8 feet tall
How many times do I need to say it before people believe it is true ?

I’m ashamed of my beloved country .

Honey I’m going to the airport. “ Where are you flying?” Oh. Nowhere. I’m just going to work out at the airport gym
Be back in 3 hours.