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Ferrari gets bailed out with another pit window, then immediately gets fucked when they close the entry to pit lane, thereby proving that doing stupid things and hoping you get lucky is the dumbest fucking idea.
George has already made up 2 seconds in like 4 laps on the Ferraris after that pit stop.
(ok, now derogatory)
Oh, Ferrari doing a gamble of a pit strategy that is different from what everybody else is doing, you say?
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shit
Red Bull done blowed up again.
Man, that sucks for Hadjar.
Holy shit, y'all.
The first 10 laps of this race have been awesome
cue the Eminem "round the outside, round the outside"
We did hear people talking about how the Ferraris had such a crazy strong starting capability that they might be able to basically take the lead from as far back as 4th by the first turn.
I thought it was nonsense, but here we are.
Crofty about to start talking about Turkish Delight or some shit, lol
(complimentary)
oh fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Ferrari
Oh shit, Hulk has already retired, too?
Martin Brundle has 20 seconds, decides to drag some Aussie cricket player for demolishing England.
Honestly, #respect
Everybody else: lol fuck off Brundle
Terry Crews: MARTIN MY BROTHER GIMME A HUG BABY
gotDAMN, son.
We like to call it "the Lance Stroll special."
I realize that doesn't answer your question, but lol Lance Stroll.
But here's the actual answer:
bsky.app/profile/cjze...
Oscar Piastri with his eyes wide, like wtf bro
Here is an approximation:
That's a funny way to spell "one step closer to Cadillac points."
Aussies racing at Albert Park is like Charles Leclerc racing at Monaco.
Crazy shit just be happening, man.
Albert Park is cursed for Aussies.
Oscar pulling a Lance Stroll, and not even on the formation lap, but the lap before that!
Just watched Quali finally. Thoughts:
1. LOL MAX GET REKT
2. I really enjoyed Ferrari's title bid this year, all the way through the end of FP1 of the first race.
Ok, this does actually make me feel a little bit better, since we just about messed up and got beat when we played them.
Nice! Say hi to Ferris Bueller and Cameron for me.
/Makes note to once again engage all-caps mode tomorrow
BIRFDAY EVE?
Indeed! Kinda disappointed he wasn't there in person today. False advertising imo
2 games, 2 wins
More like not so LAX boys amirite