Pres. Isaac “Bougie” Herzog

I’m just coming to play connect 4 and some lemonade. What’s all the hate for?

Using a picture of boys from 1980s Yugoslavia being portrayed as “right wingers” isn’t very cool dude.

She wouldn’t even let me talk. I didn’t do any of that it’s all Benny. I promise to bring subway 5 dollar footlongs to every Palestinian but big bad Ben put end to that.

As a Roblox user myself I can’t find any connection to gaming in this case. Not cool to assume that. My hairless cat simulator server is one of the safest places on the internet.

Trust me I’ve tried to tell Benny to let the boys have some double cheese burgers, but he’s steadfast on only the Wendy’s 4 for 4.

I’m only going to the Uk for Nados Chicken. Respect my hustle please. Israel chicken is worse than asparagus.

I’ve tried to talk with Benny. He’s stead fast on building a Gaza holiday inn. If you donate 25 dollars and two bacon egg n cheese McGriddles to my PayPal maybe he’ll stop.
- love the Herzdog

Someone break down how these are achieved. I already graduated from college is my student debt forgive 10 years later? I had chemo therapy is that getting paid back to me? My house I bought is it worth nothing? Is the dollar still usable? Are we jailing people who drive gas cars or ride on planes?

Can already tell you are not the funny friend in the friend group……

Insane that you think that we (The United States) just started doing all these horrible things. Really shows that you’re probably 15 and think Obama was great. Obama dropped 25000 bombs on the Middle East. No president since 1964 has cared about the American people. Open a history book you goober.

I forgot it was hard to simply google search. USA stands for “WE DROP BOMBS”

Yeah no drama Obama bombed over half a million people and start four wars abroad in countries that didn’t have any nuclear weapons. Yeah but the tan suit was the worst thing he did.

Look at these clean pistons. Zelenskyy you’ve done well my friend. Thank you for giving her the pass for the weekend. I showed her the true Israel stallion. 🇮🇱
#freeukraine

I wish Trump would come and make Gaza beautiful. It’s a bunch of hooligans. You can’t tell me a nice Hilton with a lazy river wouldn’t be nice. But unfortunately he’s not and never said he would :(

The morning view from my balcony. I love hearing the birds chirp.
To think some people want to take this from me over a few kids.
#standwithIsrael 🇮🇱

Had a great meeting with legendary football player OJ Simpson. Elusive on and off the field.
#GoBills

As the day winds down to a close, I want all my Bluesky family to remember that we are in this together. With that being said Joe Biden stole all my mints out of the candy jar. I’m not sure what we do with this information but I’m not mad just disappointed.

If you guys could hear what we were talking about…….
Let’s just say Herzog has that Dawg in him.

Hahaha hawk tuah joke! Love it!

Here’s some pictures I got from my Friendsgiving. Remember to be thankful for everyone and everything around you.
Love my boys ✊🏿❤️

Then we must head north to this nation of “Ohio” and lay down the law of Herzog.

I can confirm that this false. We have not agreed to any deal what so ever. Palestine has still not owned up to the fact that they were caught screen cheating on rust in 2010.

With the help of my staffers and assistants we have designed a new way to get supplies into Gaza see down below:

Where are all the nazis? I’d like to give them a piece of my mind! 🤜🏻🤛🏻

Just got back from the Great Wall of China have I missed anything?