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This is a police hating and human existence loving account Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess On Mastodon: Criminalerin.jorts.horse She/they/guy

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No seriously lol that one isn't a joke just a scientific assessment of the situation

07.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is a great argument, beautifully constructed

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 3095 πŸ” 624 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 0

Ya I really feel like my biker cool or scary litmus test is if they would think these jokes are funny or if they would threaten to rape me

07.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

07.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 5530 πŸ” 1063 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 39

*cough* we could have had people like me but we just got beat up by the cops a lot

We said it was communism or barbarism & we weren't joking lol there was another path we could have taken and it's not too late to still take it

It's the one without mercs & cops, it's the one without prisons & war

07.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok lol hear me out

Joshua the socialist trucker got cancelled for buying too many game keyboards I don't remember I think he didn't pay his staff then socialist vet Lee whatshisface with the face & the wife got cancelled for being an exploitive sex creep and now we have Blackwater von Totenkopf

07.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Joshua truckered so Graham could Platner

07.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I MEAN

07.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's definitely not just Platner and Fetterman! And did we already forget Kyrsten Sinema lol

07.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So there is this thing called β€œEntryism” and the GOP has been doing it since Nixon. It’s where they infiltrate the Democratic Party by embedding Republican Party members who are pretending to be progressive. It sounds stupid and paranoid but it’s real. And it’s not just Fetterman or Platner.

07.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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Comparing the Severity of Injury and Trauma Pattern between Scooter and Street Motorcycle Riders; a Prospective Cohort Study The popularity of motorcycle riding in Iran is increasing. However, there is a lack of information about the safety of different motorcycle types. This study aimed to compare the severity of injury and trauma pattern between scooter (vespa) and ...

Ya lol my city cancelled the contract with the e scooter company cuz kids kept getting hurt and leaving them in the middle of sidewalks for other people to trip and get hurt on but Vespa type scooters aren't so bad

07.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol

07.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Meanwhile in California

07.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His last words to the ICE agents: "I'm sorry, sir."

Clearly someone who posed a threat and was trying to run them over.

07.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 425 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

That's straight up Murder.

07.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

How do u do fellow physics knower

07.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay but u wanna go halfsies

07.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Many sciences agee lol

07.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The American 249 Years of Humiliation

07.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do we keep putting the people who lost in charge 😭😭😭

07.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't even think the US has ever won a war lol if we won the civil war how come there's still confederates if we won wwi how come there was wwii if we won wwii how come there's still nazis

07.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I see dudes be like β€œloud pipes save lives” then go lane splitting doing 55 in a 35 while wearing Levi’s jeans, a Big Dog Dad t-shirt, no gloves, and rocking a quarter face helmet that just barely meets DOT safety standards like, brother, The Pipes Are Not Going To Save You

07.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

The science agrees!!

07.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Legally, a car in a bike lane is a bicycle, so you can remove two of its wheels and they can't arrest you.

07.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Do Not Freak The Fuck Out Friday. It’s where you don’t freak the fuck out on a Friday because the US president is the antichrist and roughly one third of the country are devil worshippers who wish to reestablish chattel slavery after turning the middle east into a parking lot for Israel.

06.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 517 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3

Scooter engines: Go

Motorcycle engines: Go

Seems same to me

07.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dropkick Murphys finish up their set at a benefit show across from Alex Pretti Memorial: β€œWe’ll never forget what we saw with our own eyes, we’ll never forget what we’ve seen here today. thank we’ve seen here today. Thank you all for allowing us to come bear witness with you, thank you Minnesota!”.

07.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 1601 πŸ” 344 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 28

Dammit people, add alt text to your images! So many times I see awesome art or cool comics, but can't repost it, because it's not accessible.

13.01.2025 02:56 πŸ‘ 996 πŸ” 223 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 16

Me, ideologically: Like all street crime, street racing is a societal construct and we should collectively establish safe locations for this tbh very fun and cool crime

Me IRL when I hear em doing donuts in the intersection 3 blocks over: fucking DIE fuckig DIE crash your loud cars AND DIE

07.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Scooters tend to not be very loud, even though often they have the same powered engine as a motorcycle, and scooters seem to have lower accident incidence. This is because scooter riders are much less likely to be macho moron psychos, and literally no other reason

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