No seriously lol that one isn't a joke just a scientific assessment of the situation
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No seriously lol that one isn't a joke just a scientific assessment of the situation
I think this is a great argument, beautifully constructed
Ya I really feel like my biker cool or scary litmus test is if they would think these jokes are funny or if they would threaten to rape me
Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo
*cough* we could have had people like me but we just got beat up by the cops a lot
We said it was communism or barbarism & we weren't joking lol there was another path we could have taken and it's not too late to still take it
It's the one without mercs & cops, it's the one without prisons & war
Ok lol hear me out
Joshua the socialist trucker got cancelled for buying too many game keyboards I don't remember I think he didn't pay his staff then socialist vet Lee whatshisface with the face & the wife got cancelled for being an exploitive sex creep and now we have Blackwater von Totenkopf
Joshua truckered so Graham could Platner
I MEAN
It's definitely not just Platner and Fetterman! And did we already forget Kyrsten Sinema lol
So there is this thing called βEntryismβ and the GOP has been doing it since Nixon. Itβs where they infiltrate the Democratic Party by embedding Republican Party members who are pretending to be progressive. It sounds stupid and paranoid but itβs real. And itβs not just Fetterman or Platner.
Ya lol my city cancelled the contract with the e scooter company cuz kids kept getting hurt and leaving them in the middle of sidewalks for other people to trip and get hurt on but Vespa type scooters aren't so bad
Lol
Meanwhile in California
His last words to the ICE agents: "I'm sorry, sir."
Clearly someone who posed a threat and was trying to run them over.
That's straight up Murder.
How do u do fellow physics knower
Okay but u wanna go halfsies
Many sciences agee lol
The American 249 Years of Humiliation
Why do we keep putting the people who lost in charge πππ
I don't even think the US has ever won a war lol if we won the civil war how come there's still confederates if we won wwi how come there was wwii if we won wwii how come there's still nazis
I see dudes be like βloud pipes save livesβ then go lane splitting doing 55 in a 35 while wearing Leviβs jeans, a Big Dog Dad t-shirt, no gloves, and rocking a quarter face helmet that just barely meets DOT safety standards like, brother, The Pipes Are Not Going To Save You
The science agrees!!
Legally, a car in a bike lane is a bicycle, so you can remove two of its wheels and they can't arrest you.
Itβs Do Not Freak The Fuck Out Friday. Itβs where you donβt freak the fuck out on a Friday because the US president is the antichrist and roughly one third of the country are devil worshippers who wish to reestablish chattel slavery after turning the middle east into a parking lot for Israel.
Scooter engines: Go
Motorcycle engines: Go
Seems same to me
Dropkick Murphys finish up their set at a benefit show across from Alex Pretti Memorial: βWeβll never forget what we saw with our own eyes, weβll never forget what weβve seen here today. thank weβve seen here today. Thank you all for allowing us to come bear witness with you, thank you Minnesota!β.
Dammit people, add alt text to your images! So many times I see awesome art or cool comics, but can't repost it, because it's not accessible.
Me, ideologically: Like all street crime, street racing is a societal construct and we should collectively establish safe locations for this tbh very fun and cool crime
Me IRL when I hear em doing donuts in the intersection 3 blocks over: fucking DIE fuckig DIE crash your loud cars AND DIE
Scooters tend to not be very loud, even though often they have the same powered engine as a motorcycle, and scooters seem to have lower accident incidence. This is because scooter riders are much less likely to be macho moron psychos, and literally no other reason