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watching THE PASSION OF JOAN OF ARC and am sad to report I have a new perspective on Jerry Lawler's mid 90s haircut

07.03.2026 07:35 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

I have finally given up and started going 20 minutes out of the way to the much better movie theater. It's not the recliner chairs and pizza, it's that they actually take care of their screens and the sound is from this century unlike the sorry ass Cinemark in town

06.03.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Get more from KrisPLettuce on Patreon creating Wrestling videos

I have built my tribute to territory wrestling via Google Drive for over seven years. If you share a love for wrestling from the 90s and earlier: sign up for a free 7 day trial at patreon.com/KrisPLettuce & get access to more wrestling videos & magazines than you can ever consume.

05.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

Battledogs, like Battletoads

05.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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30 Years Ago This Week: WWF, WCW, ECW from February 26-March 2, 1996 Dog turds in the ring, Jim Ross getting pissed on by a pig, one of the nastiest chair shots ever, Goldust's hog flopping about, a forgotten Flair-Sting match, and more!

Dog turds in the ring, Jim Ross getting pissed on by a pig, one of the nastiest chair shots ever, Goldust's hog flopping about, a forgotten Flair-Sting match, and more from a bit of an odd week, 30 Years Ago!

05.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

basically keeping it on to see if someone else wants to pick up a red card

05.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spurs a complete farce at this point. shameful to watch.

05.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

you can be as pro or anti whatever as you want to be, but i think we can all be honest and say it probably says something that blake monroe has so much time to do 27 podcasts a month explaining why she went to wwe

05.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

went to see wuthering heights. hot take is i thought it was alright

05.03.2026 06:46 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

love the entire Logan Paul arc right now. working on brain genius levels never seen before. everyone in WWE could play in the NFL, no football player can do what Jelly Roll can do, and he's so good at boxing (?) that he can beat up everyone on the Cincinnati Bengals (??)

05.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

was recently watching Wrestling with Shadows and looking at Bret working out in his gym and stuff. Bret was positioned as a fairly small guy in the era. Look at that MF's arms and shoulders, though. His chest and neck. Do you realize how huge that guy would look just, like, if you saw him at Arby’s?

05.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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meanwhile, in the ring, the Godwinns' beagle has taken a shit. the Attitude Era is underway on March 2, 1996.

05.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Henry Godwinn gifts Vince McMahon a small pig. McMahon immediately re-gifts to Jim Ross. The pig pisses on Ross. A fitting representation.

05.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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this truly is a Shane Douglas highlight package

04.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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all-timer brutal chair shot

04.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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if you ever wondered why Hat Guy wore the hat

04.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
Puck drop, Kings vs Blackhawks

Puck drop, Kings vs Blackhawks

NHL '94
HIGH SCORE PRODUCTIONS 1993
SEGA GENESIS

03.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

haha that is how HER hair is!

04.03.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re just innocent men

02.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1879 πŸ” 670 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 37
Gabby Forza Recalls John Cena's Advice at Bayley's Lodestone Seminar | Interview
Gabby Forza Recalls John Cena's Advice at Bayley's Lodestone Seminar | Interview YouTube video by Fightful Wrestling With Sean Ross Sapp

FULL INTERVIEW:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1krH...

02.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they got tomato cans in that stuff, too?

02.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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trying to watch Ahmed Johnson vs Shinobi and this idiot gets on the horn to read a poem about Roddy Piper having a fat cock

02.03.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 06:33 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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apparently nothing about John Cena retiring or TNA going to AMC πŸ™„

02.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

brother's trying to get some gear

01.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

the audacity of these people to use a WCW Luger render for their YouTube graphic instead of one from his loser WWF years smh

01.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God Tottenham are terrible

01.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah

01.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Incredibly Hot, Currently Cares About His Career" is a great character for Andrade

01.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1