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My sister rescued a new pom. He's inbred and his name is Sandwich

07.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 1880 πŸ” 182 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 31

the eyes of a creature that will never know how much the going rate fit crude oil is

07.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

a riff-off would fix me

06.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

how it feels taking public transit rn

06.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 1873 πŸ” 344 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 29

somewhat defensible on inferior text based platforms but pretty gross here

06.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hope they have budgeted out the jet fuel

06.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you mr president

06.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, i don’t think the city should unilaterally have this power to take them, a permit owner just always has the option if they want the cash and can’t find a buyer.

06.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, I can see where you’re coming from. I do like also folding in Doug’s idea of a retiring the spot back to the city at a fixed, tax free rate, and maybe setting aside a small % of spots for pay per night parking. Also need to be able to deputize citizens to report violators for guaranteed tickets.

06.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Garage parking can be more secured, predictable, and covered. Not always ofc but those things can result in a perceived premium. I don’t really care either way.

06.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Mercedes Benz SUV that blew a stop sign in Sheepshead Bay. There is no license plate on the back of it.

A Mercedes Benz SUV that blew a stop sign in Sheepshead Bay. There is no license plate on the back of it.

also in large parts of the boros, the fake/expired temp tag or no plate at all

06.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

$200/yr or $200 flat? Maybe i am thinking too high for a tough political sell but I think the permits should be by CB and the going rate should be somewhere between 30-50% of the median annual rate for a garage spot within the CB.

06.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œKristi Noem” is an anagram for β€œmini stroke”

09.07.2025 03:04 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

top 5 all-time poster. β€œriding in a golf cart fatly” is outstanding

06.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 1650 πŸ” 185 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 3

today's most paranoid intrusive thought (so far): after this offensive fails to juice their domestic numbers they'll eventually develop a fallback plan that allows a major act of domestic terrorism to occur

02.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

At the risk of repeating myself, they don't actually care about Americans any more than Iranians, they don't think of us as people they have an obligation to. We're just chaff to be ground up as they scheme to get richer and seize power and kill their enemies. Like peasants to tsars.

06.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 936 πŸ” 165 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3

he’s absolutely more self aware than the median us senator

06.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

guy could not hold down a job being a sign twirler for a sandwich shop

05.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On NJ Transit on the way home and the train just died.

Just another day/reminder of how β€œthe richest and most powerful nation in the world” cannot do mass transit.

We can afford a war and build concentration camps, but not mass transit.

05.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 6865 πŸ” 1407 πŸ’¬ 222 πŸ“Œ 58

Corey Lewandowski to begin affair with Markwayne Mullin

05.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 2778 πŸ” 439 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 27

it absolutely cannot become a slush fund for operations

05.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

any kind of paid parking program, especially in the boros, would need an explicit goal of taking street parking down to 40% or less of what we have currently over a period of time, and the money from the program would go into a lockbox for DOT capital programs to get to that goal

05.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's like buying the Beetlejuice house. it comes with Beetlejuice. you have to handle him.

05.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 283 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

they also know bluesky doesn’t like him and there is no bigger foe on earth for mattyg than this website

05.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why, did something happen

05.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they really got my ass, i was only on bluesky because i thought it was culturally relevant

04.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

should probably consider themselves lucky the only thing happening to them is getting fired

04.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they should keep offering steep discounts on major brand name products with free shipping so i can keep buying Tide detergent in a way that absolutely loses them money

03.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not only evil and stupid but also viscerally disgusting in appearance, voice, allegedly smell.

03.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the crime of self-governing while brown is being prosecuted in minneapolis, mexico, venezuela, and iran

03.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0