holly

surprisingly the most difficult was the pumpkin lol, starch wiped right off after a bit of soaking

too late

Twitter conversation between sj and Amarion: sj: Its true, the 1/3rd pounder burger failed in the US because ppl thought quarter pounders were bigger Amarion: Yeah cause they are???? sj: 1/3>1/4 .33> .25 Amarion: what are those signs

Wanna see the greatest tweet of all time

eating glutinous rice: nom nom nom
washing dishes with glutinous rice: RAGRET

Natalie Portman in Black Swan being menaced by a doppelganger in the mirror

When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs

Trader Joe's recalls over 36 million pounds of product after glass found in rice Ready-to-eat and frozen chicken and pork fried rice, ramen and shu mai dumpling products are being pulled from shelves nationwide.

Ajinomoto Foods N.A. is recalling additional 33 million pounds of frozen ready-to-eat and not-ready-to-eat chicken and pork fried rice, ramen, and shumai dumpling products.

Dates for TJ's chicken fried rice, vegetable fried rice, Japanese-style fried rice, and chicken shu mai in the link. #recall

Lolsob—imagine a world where Diane Wynne Jones and Diana Duane were THE Famous Wizard Writers and JKR is crowdfunding for heating oil. Probably that timeline has different presidents and less warcrimes too

Screengrab of Kobo's "swoonworthy deals on romance books...tales of true love" featuring a biography of Henry VIII

do you ever feel that Kobo's algorithm is just a massive exercise in taking the mickey

Ships in Gulf declare themselves Chinese to dodge attack

This “becoming Chinese” trend is getting out of hand

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

I love watching people use LLMs in public. They’ll reply to a breaking news article and say “@grok is this true?” Babe where do you think it’s about to pull its answer from

Every company has people who find the public annoying, and every company that actually wants to stay in business puts a huge buffer zone between those employees and the public

whenever I see that a webnovel has been optioned for a cdrama the immediate urge is to go read the og before whatever 300-point gaokao scoring idiot inevitably cannibalises it for parts

That clip of Timothee Chalamet being like “no one watches the opera or ballet” is wild and I am dying over every ballet and opera acct (correctly) being like “we’ve been here for hundreds of years before you and we’ll be here for hundreds of years after you” lmao

OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE???

good luck on your journey!! depending on your browser and reading habits there should be plugin translators, imho pleco & its OCR function is worth shelling out for reading in the long term

I can also rec trashy romances if you're ever interested!

“we all agreed rape jokes are bad” was about lazy men using rape as a shocking punchline to dehumanize women in like tweets and standup routines

don’t use that same maxim to run around demanding survivors of abuse discuss what happened to them only in somber, sad reverence.

Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous ‘Stop Cop City’ Protester A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

SCOOP: Proton Mail provided Swiss authorities with payment data that the FBI then used to determine who was allegedly behind an anonymous account affiliated with the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta, according to a court record reviewed by 404 Media.

generally speaking, leave Britney alone

who is out here eating a whole bunch of cilantro

;_; small hands unite 🤝

seconding!

so close to becoming mr bingley at last

when the toilets accommodate men, women and snake demons

genuinely there are people i care about in my life that i have on casual ai psychosis watch

I have used
the missiles
that were in
the arsenal

and which
you were probably
saving
for Russia

Forgive me
they were powerful
so shiny
and so deadly

taking a day off shouldn't feel indulgent or guilt-loaded

Another Oracle outage is messing up US TikTok TikTok US users may notice lag posting content.

hey let's hastily migrate hbo max and discovery to the same oracle-hosted backend that takes five years to start a paramount+ stream and is regularly cracking under the strain of tiktok, this will go great www.theverge.com/tech/888647/...

poilievre I dare you to go to quebec and tell them they speak english now (nvmd all the other nonsense)

reserves

aren't you suppose to know about financial things