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until act three the shark in Jaws doesn't even know people are mad at him. he's just hanging out

Doing all this for something people are just going to eat and then shit out is fucking wild, get some perspective

This is “people getting mad at Jamelle Bouie for saying you have to do vertical video if you want to reach people” again

Listen, don’t come at me - you can argue that Chalamet saying “no one cares about ballet or opera” is mean given his family history but….you can’t say it’s not true lol.

MOST people don’t even read these days. Do I like it, no, but alas

"never be cool" - liz ryerson, 2025

solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want

Our theory for why our cats prefer the small donut pillow is it doesn’t impede peripheral vision, so they get less freaked out vs with a cone

move slow and repair things

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

Boston drivers would rather die than use a turn signal, how is a robot supposed to cope with that

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

The first time one of these gets on Storrow in rush hour traffic, it’s all over

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

They need to bring back Shrill so they can do a season on the Lindy West throuple situation

Kristi Noem won’t see you making your jokes, but your problematic uncle who can’t maintain his household and has a dog that died under shady circumstances will

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

major sign that we have become boring is young people romanticizing jfk jr and carolyn bessette, two of the most boring people on the planet, 30 years after the fact

the public school system should teach you how to make prosciutto

Left can't resist being on wrong side of a war Whether it's Jeremy Corbyn or Zack Polanski, their foreign policy stances terrify voters outside core supporters

Well, here’s the thing about being antiwar as an ethical belief: it means you end up opposing most wars. Almost all of them, in fact. This is quite common in people who have consistent beliefs but looks insane to people who have none, or mostly just believe superior people should make the decisions.

We need better Democrats.

Not a single dollar more for Trump’s illegal war.

All these companies are like "We can't just turn these chatbot services off," really, I'm old enough to remember Vine

i love the handful of people responding to this to say that Dunks is bad coffee

i don't think they understand that New Englanders' affection for Dunks is only incidentally related to the quality of their products

Always fun to be reminded that foreign policy is the only true bipartisan issue in this country

All elections are special to me ☺️

We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

Alan Cumming, Bowen Yang Help Launch Necessary Foundation to Support LGBTQ Filmmakers "There is, in this moment, enormous political pressure to delete queer people from American media, and that includes young filmmakers who are being shut out of the industry,” said executive director A...

Hello I am very excited about this

Everyone is fighting a battle you can’t see, except me, my battle is very obviously kicking my ass