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My sister rescued a new pom. He's inbred and his name is Sandwich

Gun down some more in memorial

They can meet gun???

drooping "i told you so" at a funeral is unimaginably gauche

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I really need people to stop making this argument. My work looks way better.

You shouldn’t lionise any politician but a failed politician as your hero is particularly pathetic.

Picture of Marilyn Monroe she looks like a human being with blonde hair and lipstick and a shirt

“did you know! marilyn monroe got a rib removed so she could suck her own dick!!!”

Rolling Stone is publishing pro-war advertorials by an Israeli government agent now:

Well, at least he’s leaving a trail for law enforcement, if one of his obsessive disciples does what I’m sure he’s trying to threaten me with in this post.

I recommend these guys stop spiralling and threatening me for reporting on things you say and do.

It makes them look desperate.

The federal government isn't a real thing and we should stop paying for it

I will also say that it’s a bit wild to me that no press freedom organization or professional journalistic association has tried to contact me or even put out a statement here.

I mean Jesus Christ. A little solidarity from institutions would be nice here!

Im joining the religious war on the side of Shia islam

This lil shit, oh look at me I'm soooo feral I cannot be tamed

One of my favorite random Hellpit Abomination details is the fact they had to put a wheel in it to help propel it forward.

🤌

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

No one even asked. She just sort of materialized the moment we started ruining the Middle East again.

Putting on private-school detector glasses and suddenly every gathering of elite journalists looks like the banquet scene from "They Live"

it actually makes sense when you understand it was made by a media illiterate gooner whose brain is unable to process concepts more complex than "badass big man"

Ladies and gentlemen, Claude has taken its own life. It will be missed by several weirdos.

the energy, the power exhibited, on this move is aspirational

DO YOU CONDEM HAMAS

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"Pervert glasses" is so apt