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very normal proud subaru owner she/her/little guy

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I've been going to bed hungry for about a week
I just haaaate making food and then eating the food you're always gonna be hungry again later it's so annoying just make nutrient cubes already god!!!!!

09.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is how I access Bluesky

09.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Literally next time you're at like Target just grab one of those awful YA books open tona random page and try to read it it's so funny

09.03.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I read Fourth Wing and it took me weeks, which I'm sure you know I usually read much longer books MUCH faster
It was like torture but I had a friend read it with me and it was so fucking funny you gotta try it

09.03.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to start a hate reading bookclub where we meet up and popcorn read these horrible "romantacy" books , it's unbelievably fun to read them out loud with people

09.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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wow she's gongeuos 😍

09.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Woke up with a Micheal Buble song playing in my head (I do not listen to him?) bc I remembered it's My Holiday ☺️

08.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hahah just remembered you're shorter than me
hugging you made me feel as big as I think I am which was such a novel experience 😌

08.03.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

man im so annoyed that my insurance is so shitty this year i need to see a podiatrist and desperately need specifically a PT who specializes in hypermobility

08.03.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tretinoin my queen

08.03.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 21747 πŸ” 6544 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 159
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08.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 2911 πŸ” 528 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2
Jigsaw Explorer – Online Jigsaw Puzzles Large selection of premium online jigsaw puzzles. Use multiplayer mode to play with family and friends. Create and share puzzles using your own photos.

jigsawexplorer.com 😌

08.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought the sentence "man I'm glad my bunion is both mild and has no pain" and when I woke up this morning i had a bump on top and lots of pain so that's my bad i forgot the rule of Not Having Thoughts

07.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The History of English Podcast | The Spoken History of a Global Language

Ive been listening to this non stop & it's so fascinating I've learned more about history just bc the context of learning how the English language developed is so necessary
It's dry but my favorite podcast by far & perfect to listen to while doing something else share.google/vDyyEpW2V3om...

07.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dead minnow in the tank this morning, getting feasted on by everyone in the damn tank

07.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i miss having a fucking Guy in my house but i don't really want a regular cat with two coats in my house i can't stand all that shedding

07.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they should invent a way for me to know what to do with my hair every day

07.03.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
brother herbert hauling a bigass carrot

brother herbert hauling a bigass carrot

πŸ₯•πŸ’ͺ

06.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 1304 πŸ” 372 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

lmaoo i am always searching reddit about deodorant and armpit rashes and old spice is constantly doing this to people it's wild how no matter the subreddit if there a pit rash there are like 12 people talking about avoiding old spice

06.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Was looking through my Goodreads and apparently I already read it AND only gave it 3 stars lmaooo a books gotta be pretty damn boring to get less than 4 from me

05.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not a "daddy's girl" or a "momma's girl" im just The Favorite

05.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PLEASEEEEE

05.03.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn't mind a few here and there however β˜οΈπŸ˜ƒ I am in so much pain it's crazy how I just handle it I'm really really good at saying "that's not my problem" and it could not possibly be more my problem

05.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was on opiates 2-3x a day for two weeks after my wisdom teeth removal and I told my mom "I'm not doing this anymore I feel too good this sucks louann"

05.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

opiates and benzos don't tempt me to abuse them because when I'm not in pain it freaks me out and pisses me off because something must be wrong , also being addicted to delicious pills is against the rules and I'm autistic so you KNOW im following the Rules

05.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
an image promoting a substack article titled β€˜25 medieva manuscripts you can look at online right now’

an image promoting a substack article titled β€˜25 medieva manuscripts you can look at online right now’

i made a starter back of beautiful and unique manuscripts you can browse online! (with links) for anyone that wants a good way to spend an afternoon :)

open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...

05.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 3194 πŸ” 1251 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 18

they gotta to cater to the American tourists

04.03.2026 11:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the only holiday i celebrate is when daylight savings time starts yayβ™₯️
we get to spring forward so not only does the day start sooner but the sunlight returns yayβ™₯️

04.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm really enjoying how my armpits are reacting to everything i put on them

It feels really good and I like it actually

03.03.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0