Jacob Chattman & the Borzois of Mantis Manor

She’s “friendly”

Sup

Hell ya

WEIRD BANANA FACTS: they are berries, they grown on a large PLANT not a tree, they are slightly radioactive because of potassium-40 isotope, and The bananas we eat today, Cavendish, are different from pre-1960s bananas, Gros Michel.

Cabbage elf

How you feeling

“And boil up some roughage of the nighttttt,” the creature finished with a flourish, its long delicate fingers dancing off the ivory with milky keys.

I really hope @netflix.com considers Sabin and Ora for the live-action My Hero Academia.

A tale of stolen beta carotene in 4 parts

-Boyhood(album) by Birth Day
-NOBS recorded by Pink Floyd
-Borzoi Heads, c.1905 Maud Earl
-A Borzo by a Chair, c.1900s Saint George Hare
-Ben- borzoi who was ALMOST on the titanic
-Blertai du Zwaenhoek, 1925
-Brother and Marilyn Monroe, 1958
-Shannon Doherty on a pile of noodles, 1993
-Concorde

😂😂😂

Hahahah I wish

I mean f***, I like dogs, I like walks
I like givin treats, I like snoots, I like to bark
I like day-sleepin' and day zoomies and frito toe beans
I like doin' frito to bean s***, snort it, probably would (yeah)

It’s all so long

My wife never told me her hobbies before we got married, she was a Trojan Horse Girl

Your Baba loves you but you need to wash out your usable bags

This is very important

Live look at me reading the news

Sabin continues his exponential growth and I’m thinking about training him how to clean the gutters- Far safer when you don’t need a ladder and your face is a pressure washer.

5 out of the last 20 V-Day’s I’ve had violent diarrhea usually paired with projectile vomitus. 25% chance I’m gonna pop outta both ends today like those culvert cleaning videos.

Anyone know how to perform the Ritual of Chüd?

😂😂😂

HAND OVER THE SNACKY NICE AND SLOW!

The Eternal reality consuming worm that dwells within the consciousness of man

This is a BORZSCHACH test, tell the good doctor what you see…

I tried to take a picture of Ora jumping the wall but I was on the draw… 😂😂😂😂😂

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE