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@swolecialism

i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him

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you asked for an image
hello artificial intelligence. please draw me the space shuttle orbiter.
"ai" responded
[a crude drawing of the earth with a black dot in low earth orbit. the dot has an arrow pointing to it. the arrow has text that says “HERE” beside it to indicate the black dot is the shuttle orbiter]

you asked for an image hello artificial intelligence. please draw me the space shuttle orbiter. "ai" responded [a crude drawing of the earth with a black dot in low earth orbit. the dot has an arrow pointing to it. the arrow has text that says “HERE” beside it to indicate the black dot is the shuttle orbiter]

i tried one more time and got the funniest response it’s so good

07.03.2026 03:46 👍 58 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 3

ive been tunnelling through available sources for a week and may have to start calling classicists to determine if pliny the elder really referenced aioli

07.03.2026 03:17 👍 156 🔁 6 💬 5 📌 2

I spent the entire primary trying to figure out where her campaign was. Just complete radio silence if you didn't, like, follow her on social media. It was surreal, frankly.

07.03.2026 02:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Im gonna be honest with you, and people are going to be mad at me for it, but in the heart of TX-18, somewhere she absolutely needed to run up the score, I saw zero evidence she was even running the whole time. Never got a mailer, canvasser, or phone call. Not even a poster. Hassan had more!

07.03.2026 02:04 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Makes you think hes the only guy they could think of that would agree to it, doesnt it

07.03.2026 01:07 👍 61 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

How did she even do that lol

07.03.2026 00:30 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

More of a piiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzaaaaaa

06.03.2026 23:08 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good news for Houston

06.03.2026 19:46 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

thats right

06.03.2026 19:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i don't get it. you can lift at the gym. being a softhanded scribe is like the pinnacle of civilized life, tens of thousands of generations of your ancestors would have murdered to be a softhanded scribe

06.03.2026 19:33 👍 1406 🔁 138 💬 23 📌 27

a lot of what has made discourse insane is that there's an entire crop of guys who live in dc, do a ton of uppers, and have massive gender insecurity around the fact that they're soft-handed scribes

06.03.2026 19:31 👍 1972 🔁 241 💬 17 📌 28

this is always true though

06.03.2026 19:25 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We are collectively willing the cocaine dealer libel into existence and if we just clap our hands and keep believing as hard as we can

06.03.2026 19:18 👍 132 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 0

big same

06.03.2026 18:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that's right

06.03.2026 18:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you gotta harden yourself to survive this shift, brother

06.03.2026 18:55 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hope they make it

06.03.2026 18:25 👍 50 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

its good and i support it

06.03.2026 18:25 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

do a few sets of some reps. balance your pushes and pulls, balance your actions across your hips and shoulders. you can also do some sets of a few reps, if you like. have fun out there

06.03.2026 18:24 👍 59 🔁 4 💬 10 📌 0

my ever expanding list of topics that are fundamentally too complicated to discuss on this website

06.03.2026 18:22 👍 79 🔁 6 💬 5 📌 1

yeah it's kinda wild that he got lucky twice, but square is also a pretty basic dumb guy thought that just happened to w ork out

06.03.2026 18:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

man that is not the kinda thing i would really want to be standing around watching

06.03.2026 18:13 👍 70 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

if you take away that he's rich and that he owned a website, you have known a thousand brainburned dudes like jack. mostly they're harmless, and they're all dumb as fuck. twenty years ago you had to hang out with them for an hour to buy bad weed.

06.03.2026 18:09 👍 55 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

every once in a while people try to project onto jack this Mythical Techlord With A Grand Plan aura, and its like no man. he just got rich because he was like "what if u could send a text a website" at the right time that it sorta happened. don't confuse money with knowing what he's doing

06.03.2026 18:09 👍 69 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0

trademark dumb guy move.

06.03.2026 18:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

really not seeing anything in here to disprove my theory that jack is just a really dumb guy kinda bumbling along. still no evidence whatsoever that, sans his fortune that he got into by sheer luck, he would be independently capable of going out and getting a sandwich in less than three hours

06.03.2026 18:05 👍 210 🔁 31 💬 8 📌 2

the kind of sicko ass lawyer who will work for an anti-vax mom that hurt her child that badly

06.03.2026 18:01 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me im just white knuckling it through until Dr Melissa King survives her deposition

06.03.2026 17:57 👍 54 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1

bsky.app/profile/swol...

06.03.2026 17:26 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

We should never ever forget why they did it

06.03.2026 17:18 👍 244 🔁 56 💬 4 📌 0