River Possum

That'll be forever plus one day after they actually get the T running reliably downtown again.

See: Sarah McBride and how that has worked out for us.

I love this time of year where I have to start radically altering my sleep schedule every weekend to watch car go zoom.

Stoop kid was a real one.

I swear ageplay isn't a kink, it's just a sensory thing

This website isn't that big, how have I been missing out on this discourse?

Detransitioning into a Tumblr sexyman

Eragon and Cormac McCarthy both hit.

God gives her toughest battles to her most unmedicated warriors

When I was a kid, being up at 2 in the morning meant watching cool shit on Adult swim. Id love to go back to that and not the announcements of new wars.

Manic Pittsburgh Dream Girl

ACAB explicitly and specifically includes my neighbor's ex-police dog that won't shut the fuck up.

It's why I didn't choose X despite it being the least incorrect choice that my state gives me. Didn't want that big flag there for future use. Also the state doesn't get to define my gender regardless.

You aren't using enough Garlic

Them busting the jersey out again for the podium has me tearing me.

Seeing a bunch of Canadian men on the verge of tears makes me sad

The death of the doylist perspective han been one of the most tragic things to happen to modern media.

I will happily pretend to like Brad Marchand once every 4 years.

Unapologetic lover of Stomp Clap Hey music

The pedo formerly known as Prince Andrew unfortunately got off pretty light all things considered compared to other people with the last name 'Mountbatten"

Pretty sure the Dutch are AI generated

If Team Canada/Crosby doesn't make it to the gold medal hockey game, the next best outcome is a Czechia-Slovakia match-up because Czechoslovakia was, like Sidney Crosby, made in Pittsburgh.

Piss scene piss zine

What kind of cookies?

Practicing Safe Soup

Whimsymaxxing

Soup is a spectrum

If god didn't want you to pee on live wires, he wouldn't have made piss so conductive.

The say ketamine will weaken your bladder but, honestly? There's too many things doing that these days for me to really say for sure.

You can tell French Canadians aren't really French, because they're actually good at hockey.