Thank you for that panic attack
08.03.2026 12:35
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Look baby, if you are into day old room temperature pizza I’m your guy…
06.03.2026 22:51
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He always has evil dead/ manchurian candidate vibes
06.03.2026 22:42
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05.03.2026 19:36
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Why is his head always tilted back? It’s like a cold dead hand is shoved up his rectum…
06.03.2026 22:02
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All hat, no cattle
06.03.2026 16:29
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The pharma ads are increasingly targeted towards diseases that I have never imagined to exist… who are they really targeting? What is the point?
06.03.2026 03:43
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😖🤢🤮
06.03.2026 02:20
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Young slim school picture rocking a sweet green turtleneck and colo color coordinated flannel shirt…
This is who runs this account.
04.03.2026 04:12
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Genius! 🤣🥹😭
03.03.2026 11:31
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Seriously f**k that guy
01.03.2026 09:59
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Respect from the rest of the world
01.03.2026 09:36
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When I was young, if my Aunt Gail was taking a group pic she would say, “everybody say rectum!”
01.03.2026 08:03
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🔥🔥🔥
26.02.2026 20:54
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In case you missed it…here’s the facts-only version of SOTU
26.02.2026 04:32
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I don’t
25.02.2026 13:43
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Wow I’ll listen better now
25.02.2026 12:59
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I love it there! ❤️
13.02.2026 19:56
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Most of us don’t want this.
10.02.2026 13:25
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Oh super lame… RIP Brother… ❤️
10.02.2026 01:20
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I’m a solid 4
09.02.2026 21:21
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Morons.
09.02.2026 04:13
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It was transformative… I absolutely loved every minute! ❤️
09.02.2026 02:19
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My entire life my family has been doing those, and my Dad decided to tell me that’s what they are called a few years ago… WTH?
09.02.2026 02:14
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Good grief… one of the best I have seen in recent memory… what a C**t… 🕺
09.02.2026 02:07
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Mercury, Messenger of the Gods, by Giovanni Battista Tiepolo, 18th c, 📸 by @PhilEllsworth1
09.02.2026 00:57
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“it’s amazing how deep in the hole he can get and still bounce it around outside” what are we talking about here again
09.02.2026 00:37
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I learned recently that they are called “spoonerisms”
09.02.2026 00:17
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And since the big game is about to start, I leave you with one more laugh for the road. 😁
Go #Seahawks!
08.02.2026 23:17
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This years puppy bowl is shaping up to be a real barn burner… 🔥🔥🔥
08.02.2026 23:44
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